I love incorrect quotes :3
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Gavin: Someone will die.
Caelum: Of fun!
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Damien: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Gavin: It's not a joke.
Gavin: *sniffles*
Gavin: I'm a legit snack.
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Huxley: Hey 2 can I get a sip of your water?
Damien: It's not water.
Huxley: Vodka, I like your style!
Damien: It's vinegar.
Huxley: Wh-Wha-
Damien: It's vinegar, COWARD.
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Lasko: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Freelancer: You're like 15 years old
Lasko: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Freelancer: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Damien, in a very bad mood: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Freelancer: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
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Freelancer, talking to all the D.A.M.N boys: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Damien, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Freelancer: BLOCKED.
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Gavin: It's dark in here
Freelancer: Don't worry dude I got this
Freelancer: *Stomps their feet*
Freelancer: *Sketchers light up*
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Gavin: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Damien: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?
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Freelancer, struggling to keep upright in his 1-inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me...
Gavin, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Gavin: Deviant... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Freelancer: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Gavin:
Gavin: I wrote sanitize, Deviant.
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Asher: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Babe: 1, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Asher: *Sips coffee from bowl*
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Asher: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Babe: You would eat yourself?
Asher: I wouldn't even question it.
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