Night at the Museum - Headcannons!

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-writes NatM fanfiction

-Lancelot and Nick are a g r e a t platonic duo.

-he tries to set up little dates (especially for Jed and oct), but most times, he fails miserably

-he got a job at the museum when he was older (/ref)

-his favorite color is Smoky Gray

-he bragged to his friends in elementary school abt the museum, but..nobody believed him so he was that one cool but loner kid

-he took lance's advice and is now married to (that girl's name, I can't remember-)

-he plans to take his children to the museum.
(>>"every. single. generation. must. be. a. night guard.")

-the cavemen started a fire once, and nick was going to tell his father, but then had a brain fart, so uh- let's just say- Sacajawea had a lot of melting back bodies to do

-teddy is currently teaching him to be a therapist. A very valuable skill in this museum

-he likes to look at memes/watch vines (NatM of course) with Jed and oct.

-h u g e (Roman) mythology geek, but pretends he isn't (I mean, he's surrounded by a whole Roman diorama.)
(>> he was once caught in the act by a Roman and the Roman, aka Marcus, taught him a bunch abt Roman mythology. Nick was a happy camper that day :))