If Vi and Caitlyn had a child✨

trying to take care of the baby

After Caitlyn had put the baby's clothes on,she layed the baby down into the crib,smiling down at her. "I came to see my niece,move it." A deep voice said as Jayce entered the room. "She's trying to sleep,Jayce." Caitlyn says,rolling her eyes playfully as she blocks Jayce's way to the baby with her hand. "Oh my great heavens she's adorable!" Jayce squealed,moving Caitlyn's hand as he picks the baby up. "Be careful with her!" Vi shouts from across the room. "You heard the woman,be careful. Or else I'll break your n-" "Okay,okay,I get it!" Jayce says,rocking the baby back and forth.

Caitlyn makes her way over to vi as she sees her playing on her gAmE or whatever the fuck. "Really Vi? You did this before we had Vivian and now you're still doing it?" Caitlyn asks as Vi looks up at her. "I'm sorry,come here." Vi says as she takes the headphones off. She places her controller down as she pats her knee. Caitlyn rolls her eyes as she sat down on her wife's knee. "I'm sorry,love. I love you,okay?" Caitlyn scoffs as her wife began to pepper her in kisses. Once Vi got to her lips,she put a hand up.

"Do you deserve my kiss?" "No." Vi pouted. "Exactly." Caitlyn said,getting off of her wife's knee as she walked into the other room. Her eyes widened in shock as she immediately grabbed her rifle,aiming it at the girl who was now holding her baby. "Where's Jayce?!" Caitlyn asked as Jinx shrugs her shoulders,playing around with the baby. "I'm gonna teach your baby how to throw bombs and how to sh-" "NO!" Caitlyn lowers her rifle,placing it down as she walked over to Jinx,taking her baby away from her. "My child will NOT engage in such activities!" Caitlyn scoffed,walking away as Jinx just giggled.

As she walked back over to Vi,she had a very pissed look on her face. "What is it?" "Collect your sister,please." Vi sighs,rubbing her temple. "What did she do now?" "She said she's gonna teach our child how to throw bombs and how to shoot." Caitlyn sits besides Vi as Vi shakes her head. Caitlyn yawned tiredly,her eyes lowering as Vi chuckled,taking their baby out of Caitlyn's arms. "Go get some rest,I'm gonna take care of Viv." "I don't trust that. Make sure s-" Before Caitlyn could finish her sentence,she passed out onto the couch.

"I got this!"

"DID IT JUST THROW UP ON ME!?" Vi shouted as she rested the baby down. Mel shook her head,watching her best friend's wife struggle to take care of the baby. Suddenly,loud cries were heard as Vi's eyes widened in panic. "No,No,No,No! Stop crying!" "Did you feed her yet?" "No!" Mel rolled her eyes,pushing Vi out of the way as Vi dramatically scoffed. "You know how to make a baby bottle,correct?" Vi stood there,a blank look on her face. "I have to do EVERYTHING when cait's asleep!" Mel shouted,holding the crying baby in her arms as she walked past Vi.

"Okay grab the b- NO DON'T LET THE FORMULA FALL! CATCH IT!" "I'M TR-" poof! The baby formula had dropped on the floor,spreading everywhere. The baby's cries got louder and louder as Vi panicked and Mel tried to stop the baby from crying by putting it's pacifier into it's mouth and walking up and down with the baby in her arms. "Hurry before C-" "Before what?" Cait's tired voice came from the other side of the room as Vi slowly turned around. "Babyy,hehe-" Vi giggled nervously as Caitlyn tilts her head.

"Is this what you call taking care of Viv?" Caitlyn asked as she laughed at her wife's struggle. "Watch and learn,noob." Caitlyn smirked,going towards her best friend and her wife. She took the baby away from Mel as the baby's cries died down. She walked into the other room,going to breastfeed the baby.

"She just called you a noob." "She just called me a noob."

Mel and Vi said in unison before wheezing at eachother.