Mordecai however was chilling with Rigby, smooking some rose petals, and inhaling sharpies...as the bros do.
But Rigby had a deep dark secret
He was a part of the klu klux klan!! (im black)
I'M just joking with you.
But while Mordecai sat ranting about his troubles with Margaret, and how much he loved Twilight, Rigby's heart ached. For he longed to be something more than just a friend and outlet to Mordecai....he wanted to be his OUTLET if you know what im sayin.
He had always asked himself why he couldn't just move on...Mordecai was a straight submissive and breedable bird and Rigby didn't want to mess up their relationship.
"God shes so perfect, Rigs." Mordecai tweeted (not the social media). His heart fluttered as he looked at the pictures of him and twilight.
Rigby nodded his head, smiling bitterly. "You two....look so in love.." He sighed heavily. Knowing this would never be more.
Rigby was a nice guy...but no boys ever wanted nice guys. They always fall for the bad girls who are badddd. BAd bad.
"UGh I'm so ugly." Rigby said aloud accidentally. "Nobody ever likes me :(, nice guys finish last." Rigby took a big, sad sigh.
Mordecai glanced at Rigby, feeling bad for him.
"No, come on dude, don't think like that. You're ok. Not great, but fine."
He sighed louder. "I bet no guy like YOU would want me."
"DUdddddddeee a mannn?? YOU like the butt stuff??" Mordecai asked, partially joking, but mostly not.
"I like to DO the butt stuff." Rigby said dominantly.
Mordecai...for just a moment...saw Twilight in him. How dominantly he spoke....how the words oozed from his mouth like warm honey.
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But Mordcai couldn't... He was in love with another...Twilight...
Though he couldn't help but think...I mean...he liked getting the butt stuff-- and this was such a perfect opportunity....
So mordecai made the decision to finally take a chance on the nice guy. Though he loved Twilight..he loved butt stuff more.
"Hey Rigby, maybe I do like nice guys."
"Really?"
"Yes daddy."
