My names is Jessabelle and I was walking down the street when *BAM* I walked right into Harry Styles! I was like wtf, because no one comes to my tiny little fetus of a town, but anyways, I looked over to see a stegosaurus clutching his elbow and I'm like geez I just ruined a beautiful human. I stood up quickly then helped him up and he was like "I'm so sorry" and I was like your such a dweeb but I actually said "No, it was my fault..." I walked into the cafe behind us and got ice for this literal gods elbow and we started talking. While talking, all I could think about was brushing Harry's hair... It must be so luxurious and fluffy, like a cat....... Then my chair broke out from under me, I cracked my head open, and then I blacked out.... I'm a fucking dumbass
