SADDEST DEATHS

#1 Dora the exsplorer

Dora the explorer and her companion boots the monkey we're having a peaceful picnic with each other. Boots was the one who planed the date but disguised it's as 'bonding time'. Dora being the dumb fuck she is didn't expect anything of it. Boots was about to make his move when suddenly swipper tries to steal dora's basket. "Swipper no swipping" Dora said. "Shut the duck up Dora you dumb fuck. Let me have this one good thing in my life." Swipper said with sadness spilling from his eyes. Boots tried to jump and kick swipper in his nutsack but missed. He was now away from his beloved with his enemy beside her. Swipper picked up Dora bridal style but boots didn't see. Boots got but for the second time and tries to strike but missed once more. Swipper starts sprinting towards the stream. Boots finally catches up and strikes for the last time. He hits but immediately regrets it once he hears the cries of his true love. She falls into the stream. "No my dear are you okay?!" Boots Says with consern radiating off of him. When he asked that Dora was already gone. The fucking bitch when she was Younger decided to be an asshole and refused to take swimming lessons. She drowned to her pathetic death.