it's was a normal boring lunch to say the least- Wendy and Stan were fighting again, Kyle and Kenny eavesdropping, Cartman in line for the second time, Tolkien and Clyde were discussing a test while Tweek and Craig were looking at some video.
"babe. give me a pen." before Tweek could Clyde drops in.
"why do you only call Tweek babe or honey? aren't you supposedly super romantic." the raven pushes his glasses up rolling his eyes.
"i'm very romantic."
"prove it." Tolkien and Tweek roll their eyes knowing where this is going. Craig takes a deep breath.
"babe, honey, sweetheart, mi amor, love, angel, light of my life." he continues a very long list Tweeks face getting warmer and warmer feeling like his ears would fall off. finally wanting to silence the boy he takes his face kissing him. Clyde looks in mock disgust. Tolkien looks in deep thought.
"i seriously regret asking- Tweek bro please tell me your not that cringe." the blonde rolls his eyes kicking Clyde under the table.
"shut up Clyde." Craig is sitting with a smirk on his face victory shinning in his eyes. Tweek rolls his eyes planting a kiss on his cheek.
"well then. this was an ordeal. Thanks Clyde now i definitely don't want to puke from lovey dovey Tucker over there." Tolkien playfully exclaims. the table erupts in quiet laughter. Jimmy hobbles over to the table.
"hey f-fellas. w-wh-what did i m-mi-mi-miss?"
"you don't want to know!"