HOTD : I am a delinquent Gamer

Chapter 1: Time to prepare for Despair

'This shit sucks ass' I said as my face was pressed against the class window of a car I could see a crying little girl and what looks to be a mother or sister also crying as both of them began to pray.


'Shit I mean not like I could do much but shit a little girl how the fuck is she all the way out here in the city by now she should have been home fuck man this is just bad'

After that I slammed my head into the glass window the older woman tried to push me back but I only took that chance to have me teeth chomp down on her arm ripping off her flesh as she screamed out in pain but that did not stop what was to come at this point half my body was in the car I advanced further to the woman screaming in pain I was stopped when something sharp entered my mouth through my cheek? Letting my eye wander I look to the side in the backseat on the floor was a young man around 17 crying as he turned out to be the one that shoved what should be a knife through my cheek.....


'I need to kill this pussy ass bitch but I can't stop doing what I am doing unless he comes to me but damn I wanna kill him so your saying a woman and little girl have bigger balls than you bitch ass lil ass punk ass long head ass....why even bother at this point what I say to him won't do nothing at all.'

'I hate being a zombie ain't know shit to do besides kill people that is all I do it took me 5 days to get out of a room because I can't open a door handle my dumb ass and the worst part about is I can't die unless some stabs or shoots my head shit is dumb like I can't control any thing about my body anymore all I do is talk to myself inside my head like what the fuck I hate this shit with a passion but fuck I gonna do no body even trying to kill zombies they either hiding or dead or dying my dumbass wanted some pussy in the end and ended up turning and watch her ass be eating literally I really have like superhuman strength but I can't use it how I want to I was so happy when I fell out of a five story building but I landed on my ass'


"Ahhhh please dear god noooo!!!" 

Looks like she's dead or turning well I hope she dies...so she doesn't have to live what I am going through but aren't I dead damn.

Not long after that I heard gunshots


'People are still playing cod enjoy yotr last days I guess not going to ask how you are playing it and that was loud as fuck to'










'What happened to me? Why am I in this dark as room how, How am I even here right now unless all that shit was a dream and I am back in my cave I call a bedroom'

"I bet you wish that was the case but unluckily and luckily it wasn't and you are now officially dead and have left the land of the living" Turning around I saw a man standing behind me as he was the only light in this darkness....but I died yay I guess I didn't really go crazy I made it to 2022 without being told "Your done" that is like a badge of honor.


"Now child I am close to what all of the living call god I am one of his many children but I deal with the process of life and death and that is why we are speaking to sort out what comes next"

"May I ask what comes next now that I am dead dead" I ask him unsure of what I should call this pasted?

"Well that is up to the fate that has been made for you and what you believed in"


"May I ask what that means" I ask him as I was thinking something may go wrong for me and I was not down for more shit after being a zombie for like 6 days.


"Well think of it as magic when I snap my fingers you will be sent to another world that you may or may not knew while in your own world such as ones in stories you may have seen or heard about before I do not have time to-oh sorry I have the time in the world ahahahaha" The angelic looking man laughed at his unfunny joke.

Seeing me stiff face he cleared his throat and snapped his fingers as my vision was gone and I felt like I was gonna die but I felt no pain it felt good but bad? The most important question is what if my dick is small as fuck?