Nora's Little Einherjar

Chapter 1

Y/n sat in his mother's lap while she fiddled with his hair, trying to make she can't cut anymore off.

"Are we done, mommy?" Y/n asked.

"Yep. All done, no more annoying long hair," Nora said with a smile.

"Why don't you let yours grow out?" Y/n asked sweetly.

"Well, sweetheart. That's a very difficult question to answer," Nora says.

"Why? Did you do something bad?" Y/n asked with a horrified gasp.

"No, mommy didn't do anything bad. She just prefers short hair. Daddy likes it that way too," Nora says.

"That's not what I heard," Y/n said.

"What did you hear?" Nora asked raising an eyebrow.

"Don't get mad, but daddy told me he wonders what your hair would like if it was longer," Y/n said.

Nora smiled warmly and leaned toward her son with a smile.

"I'm not mad," Nora says kissing Y/n's cheek.

"Please don't get mad at daddy," Y/n said.

"I won't," Nora says.

"Promise?" Y/n asked squinting with suspicion.

"Pinky promise," Nora said.

"You swore on the pinky, if you break this promise, you shall unbearable consequences!" Y/n says as if he were one of those people with a sign saying the world is ending.

"Like what?" Nora asked not believing her son.

"I shall sing with a deliberate voice crack for twelve hours when it is bedtime while doing Despicable Me Minion karaoke," Y/n says mischievously.

"Alrighty, then. No waffles for you for breakfast," Nora said with a playful smile as she walked away.

"NOOOOOO!" Y/n exclaimed in fearful sadness.

Nora laid down on the couch and grabbed the remote.

"OOF!" Nora grunted when Y/n jumped onto her lap.

"Oops, sorry," Y/n said apologetically.

"It's okay, Y/n," Nora said before placing her son's head on her chest.

"Um, mommy? What are these?" Y/n asked referring to his mother's breasts.

"Those are um...I'll explain them to you when you're older, but for now...let's just call them pillows," Nora answered.

"Okay," Y/n said with a bright smile.

"Alright, what do you want to watch today? Teletubbies?" Nora asked.

"No, the red one freaks me out," Y/n said seriously.

"Why?" Nora asked.

"He tried to touch my no-no square yesterday at the park," Y/n said, his eyes widened in fear.

Nora's joyful expression changed into one of fury until she saw Y/n turning his head.

"Okay, what do you want to watch?" Nora asked.

"The new Ducktales," Y/n answered earning a smile from Nora.

"Alrighty then, we shall watch Ducktales," Nora proclaimed heroically.

"Yay!" Y/n exclaimed cheerfully.

Nora put Ducktales on and watched it with Y/n until they both fell asleep.

Later that day, when Ren came home, he found the two fast asleep.

"Must have been an eventful day," Ren said with a calm smile.

Walking into the master bedroom of the apartment, Ren set his stuff down. He walked downstairs holding two Beacon acceptance letters. He walked over to Nora and had to make a decision, wake up mama bear, or try to live long enough to show her the letters.

"I'll just show her later," Ren said not wanting to disturb his girlfriend and his son.

Nora tightened her grip on her son protectively as he lay against her chest.