dumbass ; demetri alexopolus (under editing)

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"Back to the Future was so much cooler!" Alex argued AGAIN, laser-focusing her glare at Demetri

"Nah, Star Wars is the real deal, way more epic!" Demetri fired back, eyes locked with Alex. 

" No its notttt, back to the future was so much more better"

"I can't take this anymore, guys! They're just movie sagas," Eli groaned, having witnessed this debate since they lined up for lunch.

Both Alex and Demetri gasped dramatically causing Eli to shake his head at their dramatics and give up on the duo.

"Is it cool if I sit here?" a new face, asked the trio.

"Sorry, table's really blowing up right now," Demetri sarcastically replied, causing Alex to sigh in annoyance. "I can put you on the waitlist, but it's probably next semester at the earliest."

While demetri continued to torture the poor kid, Alex zoned and seriously contemplated how she fell for this dumbass of a guy.

"Miguel" the boy interoduces "Demetri.This is Eli he's a man of few words and this dumbass is Alex" Demetri smiles while Alex scoffs trying to bite back a smile.

"Dude, don't torture yourself," he advised, nodding towards a group consisting of Yasmine, Moon, and Sam seeing as Miguel was staring at them. "Those are the rich girls," he explained to Miguel. 

"Do you ever talk to them?" Miguel asks

Demetri, in full sarcasm mode, replied, "Oh, totally! All the time. We hang out after school, make out, give each other hand jobs"

Alex couldn't help but mutter out a grossed out, "As if."

"Eli here is the homecoming king. Gets laid more than anything," Demetri continued, his words oozing sarcasm. Miguel just rolled his eyes at the over-the-top banter. "Talk to them, you realize what table you're sitting at, right?" He looked at Miguel, shrugging. "Well you have basically signed away all hope on losing virginity before college,"

"Jeez, dude, shut up. You're giving me a migraine," Alex interjected, rolling her eyes at Demetri's exaggerated commentary almost thumping her head into her plate if it wasn't for Demetri knowing her and subtly moving the empty yet dirty plate away from her and towards him.

"Oh, shit, Yasmine is looking at me," Eli admitted, a hint of fear in his voice. "Probably just making fun of me." He quickly looked away, covering his mouth to hide his lip.

Miguel, ever the voice of reason, shook his head. "I don't think she's making fun of you. Just 'cause they're hot doesn't mean they're mean."

"Well, clearly you haven't met Yasmine, the Regina George of West Valley High but not as iconic. Anyways, she's the blonde one," Alex explained her voice coming out muffled as she was still laying her head on the table. "Moon is just way too hot; she's the one in the red, and Sam is nice or whatever."

Miguel, unable to contain his admiration, gazed at Sam with an awestruck expression. "Well, I thought Sam was pretty hot too, don't you?"

"I mean, Sam's hot, but I wouldn't have the hots for my sister, now would I?" Alex sassily replied lifting her head off the table

"Wait, you're one of the rich girls?"

Alex shrugged in a 'I guess' sort of way, as a response.

"Well I don't care if Yasmine is the meanest girl in school, I'll kill all three of you for her to spit in my face," Demetri says

"Okay, gross. My appetite just walked out. Later, Eli, and you, new kid Miguel," Alex waved offhandedly as she headed out of the cafeteria. As she walked away, she found herself pondering why Demetri's comment had stirred up such a sudden burst of irritation.

Before Alex could exit, Demetri hurried up behind her. "No goodbye?" he teased, raising an eyebrow.

"Nope, no parting gifts today," she deadpanned, barely suppressing a smirk.

"And why not?" he asked, playing along.

"Figured the best gift for you would be Yasmine's spit," she retorted, before walking off, leaving Demetri chuckling to himself.

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ok guys this was like ngl okish

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