Alexander Tacobell's pov;
I wake up, take my ruler to go slap Nathan's fingers for being bad, but, when I realized he was on the phone, I put my ruler down and ask:
-Who is it?
-I think it's a girl.
-Okay?
-Her name is eehhh... What's ur name u therapist? ***** It's Mia Miaaw she said.
-Pass me that. Hey! Why a therapist? I say.
*In a annoying voice* -HeLlO sIr, sOmE pEoPlE sAiD tHaT u NeEd ThErApY.
-who said that?
-PeOpLe sIr.
-I won't go.
-YoU hAvE tO oR I'lL cAlL tHe PoLiCe.
-Okay okay. It's for when?
*normal voice*-NOW!
*Mia puts phone*
-Take da car
-Alright
[At the therapy]
-Holla. So, take a seat. Said Mia.
-So, what is it? Said Nathan arms crossed.
-So, people say that your problems are... erm... wait where's my sheet? Oh, there it is. Okay sorry. Your problems are: being gay and being an emo depressed boy. How can I help?
-I'm the depressed one. Alexander raise his hand.
-Oh, okay. So, what makes you depress?
-... All.
-Okay... Can you say something that means "all"?
-Granny Grannite, Nathan not being gay enough, my art teacher and not being good at Fornite.
-Oh, okay. So, who is Granny Grannite?
-It's meeyyy.
-GRANDMA? Said Nathan surprised.
-Yeah my lil boi I brough u cookies!
-Oh c'mon she had to be here. Alexander puts his hood on and fall on the floor. I'm more depressed now.
-Grandma! GO. AWAY. He points a gum at her.
-*Grandma offensed*. HOW DARE U PUT A GUN AT UR GRANDMA? She puts out her cand out.
-Grandma... IM SORRY- *dies of grandma slapping with her cane* Say to my mother that I love her... *die*
-Okay, I guess this one problem is set.
-And what for me.
Narrator: Alexander Tacobell was sad of not having Nathan again so he decided to-
-Shaddup stoopid narrator. Say Mia.
Narrator: As I was saying... Alexander decided to kill Nathan's grandma as a revenge and to go watch YBC because it was Nathan's favorite TV show.
To be continued ----->
[Credits]
Narrator: Daphnée Mercier
Mia Miaaw (Therapist): Amy Couture
Alexander Tacobell: Alexandre Lapointe
Nathan Boballs: Nathan Bourgoin
Granny Grannite (grandma): Léa Dulac
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HumorAlexander Tacobell is a gay boy that has a boyfriend named Nathan Boballs. They go see a therapist named Mia Miaaw but surprisingly, Granny Grannite, Boballs's grandma, is here to the therapy and someting happen...
