Soft Home *dsmp*

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#mainchat
A (WO)MAN joined?!
WELCOME TO @DaNimbus2000

Daddy dweam
Who is this?

Tub🛁
Hello!! I,m tubbo

Musicbur
I see a Harry Potter fan
I,m Wilbur nice to meet ya

DaNimbus2000
Potterhead*

Daddy Dweam
Hello????? Who are you

DaNimbus2000
Ill wait for a loud big man
To be shouting

Tub🛁
I dont understand (edited)

BIG MAN
Y/N WHAT HOW THE FUCK U IN HERE

DaNimbus2000
Tommy why do you have so many of the same T-shirt?

Cowboy panda 🤠🐼
What is going on?

Daddy Dweam
Someone that tommy knows joined

Cowboy panda 🤠🐼
Alr @DaNimbus2000 wanna watch anime?

BIG MAN
WHAT U DOING IN MY CLOSET??????????

DaNimbus2000
Getting a sweater
WAIT U HAVE ICONIC SHIRT IN SWEATER ITS MINE NOW

BIG MAN
WHY MY SWEATER AND DONT YOU LIFE IN LONDON?

DaNimbus2000
Idfk where i life i say ur parents house now

BIG MAN
WILBURRRRRRR KIDNAP HER OUT MY HOUSE

Musicbur
Thats illegal and y/n arent tommy's clothes way to big for you?

DaNimbus2000
Excuse me i,m 3/4 dutch
Dutch womans are 1,69 m average man are 1,83 m
I,m 1,67 but i,m not an adult

Furry 🦊
I heard dutch

Musicbur
Ok

DaNimbus2000
Hoi fundy hoe ist met jou?
(Hi fundy how is it with you?)

Furry 🦊
T gaat goed met mij met jou?
(Its going great with me how are you?)

Colorblind
Hello

DaNimbus2000
Hi george
Tommy i dont believe these are all your friends
Wilbur is like a big bro
(Wait than he is biggest bro to me cuz u are a big bro to me)
Dream is a dad
Sapnap and fundy are pets
Phil is biggest dad
George is colorblind
Niki is a women and you are not a women friend
Schlatt has a weird beard
Qaukity is a sticky ipad kid(samsung is obv better)and a father
Techno is a pig aka blood god
I have claimed karl as a friend so hes not yours
   So basicly only tubbo and ranboo are your friends
:>

BIG MAN
OUCH :(

Cowboy 🤠🐼
THIS IS MEAN

Musicbur
How many more siblings do i get?
SoS

PhilzaMinecraft
Welcome y/n

TechnoPig 🐷
TechnoBlade approves 👍

Karlllllllllllllllll
I like getting new friends!

DaNimbus2000
:> <3333

380 words
This took so long to write longer than i expected
Hope yall liked it
If u aint a Potterhead and dont understand y/n username go read harry potter rn go go power rangers
Remember your worth everything <333333