Why am I writing about that demon bug-
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Jay: *comes into the kitchen and blinks* Why are you standing on the countertop?
Yoonwon: Excuse me, this is my house too I can stand wherever I want.
Jay: Where's the cockroach?
Yoonwon: ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈⁱⁿⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵉ ʰʸᵘⁿᵍ
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Jaeho: You're single and I'm also single.
Jaeho: You know what that means.
Geonu: Yeah.
Geonu: We're ugly. (Naur)
Jaeho: nO-
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Heeseung: True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.
Yoonwon: Why'd the movie eat my popcorn?
Heeseung:
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Echan: Has anybody seen Sunoo?
Sungchul: Can't you hear it?
Echan: Hear what?
Sungchul: The little waeng-ing sound he makes while walking?
Sunoo, at a distance waddling: ʷᵃᵉⁿᵍ ʷᵃᵉⁿᵍ ʷᵃᵉⁿᵍ ʷᵃᵉⁿᵍ ʷᵃᵉⁿᵍ ʷᵃᵉⁿᵍ
Echan: Oh found him thanks.
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