as sonic waited in the hospital waiting room Whilst Shrek was giving birth.
"WHERES SONIC IM GONNA KILL HIM FOR GETTING ME PREGNANT" Shrek said calmly
As the baby popped out of shreks shrekussy sonic cums in running from the waiting room
"Hey baby you're pussy is looking great" said sonic"Hi sonic" Shrek said whimpering
Sonic and Shrek take the baby home and then watch jack whitehall on Netflix
(I've ran out of ideas help )Out of thin air all they hear is "dodololo SOLO" they're confused scared and worried but then they realise their tiny wee pussy baby was playing with Simon
They were shocked to see the sight of their new Born playing with Simon Shrek screamed sexily "PUSSY BABY SHRONIC STOP NOT SIMON"
And then something shocking happened....