Murder Drones:Phonebreaker Mayhem

Chapter 1:That's not a phone, that's a robot

As Bandu sat up and recovered from the fall he heard Bambi walk up behind him and lend him his hand which Bandu took to help himself up. Man what is this place, said Bandu as he looked at his surroundings, not too sure but it looks like this whole area has been abandoned for a long time, Bambi replied as he watched an icicle fall off a fallen rusty support beam.

After checking to see if all of his phones were ok (much to his relief they all survived the fall) Bandu decided to split up with Bambi in order to cover more ground, Bandu went left and Ba,bi went right.

*Bandu POV*

As he inspected the area he was exploring Bandu soon noticed a large amount of what seemed like frozen human skeletons, they had no outer layers, nothing but frozen bones with gravity defying icicles growing all over them. Bandu thought to himself about what had happened to all of these humans before he noticed something poking out of a nearby snow pile.

Walking over to the object Bandu looked down on it and noticed it was something mechanical, but it didn't look like any of the machines his older brother Expunged  had made for him. Out of instinct he immediately trying searching for a power button only to find out the robots body had been split in half by something, but he didn't know what, what the heck is this thing and where is it's lower body, Bandu said with concerned tone which suddenly changed to a half happy half sad expression as he made the most random guess ever. It looks like a living phone, Bandu thought to himself as he inspected the broken machine, shame it's broken though, he replied with a frown as he tossed the broken robot back into the snow.

As he was about to walk back to the spot he and Bambi landed when they emerged from the portal he heard footsteps that sounded very, metallic. Out of curiosity Bandu walked in the direction of the footsteps which happened to be coming from the other side of a large snow pile, climbing it Bandu peeked over the edge and saw another one of the robots from earlier, only this time it was intact and appeared to be looking for something. Bandu, being the dumbo that he is once again thought the robot to be a living phone and immediately called Bambi over to come see it.

*Bambi POV*

Bambi walked across the snowy wasteland inspecting each and every building as he went by, he realized that whatever had happened on this planet must have wiped all of the life on its surface clean off. Eventually he came across what looked like an oversized bunker with a large steel blast door protecting the entrance, ugh...what is it with people and blast doors, everyone should know those aren't very good at keeping anything out by this point, Bambi complained before walking away unaware that a certain machine had watched him leave.

Bambi teleported onto a nearby rooftop to get a better view when he saw what looked like a massive towering spire of robotic corpses shining in the darkness of the cold snow stormy night. What the actual heck, who makes a spire out of robotic corpses, Bambi yelled in shock and confusion, shaking off the eerie feeling of being watched Bambi felt his phone vibrating and he realized Bandu was calling him. Picking up the phone Bambi spoke to Bandu as his lookalike told him about his discovery.

Bandu:Ayo Bambi you there?

Bambi:Yeah I'm here, what's up?

Bandu:I think I found something you might interesting, might wanna come here and check it out.

Bambi:Alright be there in a minute, cya.

Bandu:Buh Bye!

With that, Bambi used his powers to locate Bandu and teleported to his location. Upon arriving he noticed Bandu peeking over the top of a large snow pile, his lookalike gestured him to come closer and Bambi climbed the hill and stopped next to Bandu.

*No POV*

Bandu moved his phones into a hand shape before pointing at his discovery, look! It's a living phone, Bandu said happily, Bambi inspected the robot before turning to his lookalike with an unamused expression on his face, Bandu that's not a phone, that's a robot. Bandu simply gave a sad expression at the statement and meekly turned his head away, Bambi then studied the robot further taking note of a few things, for one the robot appeared to be wearing a goth life outfit, with a black hoodie with a skull on it, black boots with purple striped socks and a black beanie. Another thing he took note of is that the robot seemed to be a female with purple hair that partially covered her right eye which confused him as most robots are created with a non binary gender.

The young robot girl seemingly muttered something along the lines of, oh you have to go by my rules Uzi, don't try to be violent Uzi, ugh...sometimes I wish my dad could just shut his trap for once in his miserable life. Bambi then deduced that the robots name was Uzi (which he found rather funny since she shared a name with his favorite kind of weapon, the Uzi machine gun) Bandu then stood up to try and get a better look at Uzi when he suddenly slipped and tumbled down the hill alerting the young worker drone of him and Bambi's presence. Uzi immediately noticed the large humanoid thing (idk what Bandu is lol) rolling down the large snow hill with another's one watching it with a ticked off expression in its face, out of instinct she pulled out her rail gun and aimed it at him as he crashed to a halt at the bottom of the snow drift.

Upon hitting the bottom of the hill one of Bandus phones was launched out his grasp and nearly hit Uzi in the face prompting her to yell at him to get his attention. As Bandu recovered all he heard was the words 'Bite me!' Before he suddenly saw a large green laser coming towards him, and before he can block it it pierces his face, completely evaporating it and leaving a large hole in his head. As Bandus body collapses to the floor Uzi triumphantly raises her rail gun to the sky, hell yeah take that you oversized murder drone! She yelled as she struck a fancy anime pose only to notice Bambi standing at the top of the hill looking extremely ticked off.

As Bambi suddenly turned into his angry form he yelled out his iconic catchphrase OH IM gONNA BREAK MY PH PHoNE, before sliding down the hill and charging towards Uzi with an angry fire in his eyes. As Uzi watched Bambi charge down the hill towards her she immediately knew she made a grave mistake and immediately she did the one thing she could thing of while she waited for her rail gun to recharge, RUN FOR HER LIFE.

(And that everyone is why you don't frick with Bambi, get ready everyone, this story of mines only getting started. Cya when chapter 2 comes out, until then bye and have a great day.)