"Do you want me to get you a zombie girl and let you fuck her?"
Gwi-nam gaped at you in shock, eyes wide and mouth hanging open.
He couldn't believe what you just said, him fucking a girl? Moreover, a zombie girl?! He's not that desperate for some fun!
You looked at his shocked daze with a grinning face, expecting him to agree so you could go crazy before dying.
"SO YOU AGREE?! GWI-NAM, YOU HORNY MULLET BUG!" You exclaimed before hugging him tightly again, making Gwi-nam cough repeatedly, his mind swirling with many thoughts.
Oh god... I think being bitten is much better than being stuck with this crazy whore. Should I jump off the rooftop... I think that's not a bad idea... I think I'm dying a virgin then... Fuck. At least let me delete my search history before I jump.
"Gwi-nam, Gwi-nam, hello, earth to you?? OH MY GOD, YOU'RE NOT BREATHING ANYMORE!" You let go of his body, making him fall on the ground with a loud thud, making you grimace.
"Oh, CPR then..." You hummed quietly to yourself before crouching down, placing your hands on his chest before saying, "Tight as a virgin, don't get nervous..."
You actually don't know how to perform CPR.
Well, there's no problem with that, honestly.
You heard this one song titled "CPR," so it's all okay.
Gwi-nam wheezed, pushing you away before clutching his chest with his hands.
"Ow... I'm just resurrecting you! What is wrong with you!" Wiping imaginary sweat from your forehead, you looked at your thighs with a satisfied grin.
Damn, my thighs look amazing... Hmm, so thick... Then these bitches have the audacity to accuse me of fucking the principal! He looks like James Charles' dollar store version. Heck, he ain't even Angelina Jolie for fuck's sake.
He facepalmed himself when he noticed that you were zoning out with a maniac grin evident on your face, he's so done with everything that it doesn't matter if his dick got bitten by the zombies.
"Oi! Stop it! You look like you're planning to blow up the world! Stop!" He grabbed his shoes before throwing them at your head, making a loud crunch sound followed by your groan.
"Oww... stop abusing me! Consider yourself lucky for getting stuck with a beautiful creature like me!" You boasted at him, rubbing your head with a wince.
It truly hurts.
To be honest.
It's much better getting whacked on your ass when you broke your mother's plate when you were younger than this.
"Your ego is killing me, woman. Just shut up and stop talking about my sex life! It doesn't concern you, heck, even if you're the only girl left in this world, I'm not gonna tap your thick ass!" He hollered at you, panting like he just kissed your delicious mouth.
"Oh... well, just curious, like you're a virgin! Wait, did you just say my ass is thick?! OMG! So you're looking at my ass! Horny fucker!" You looked at him in disbelief before coughing when you suddenly choked on your saliva.
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Lust Of Us | Gwi-nam
Fanfiction"fucking a zombie is fun, it's Gwi-nam after all." in a campus full of zombie, sex is supposed to be the last thing you do. | a l l o f u s a r e d e a d | w h o r e™ [ reader x gwi-nam ] [ reader x nam-ra ]