Glitch: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.
Stickers, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
Stickers: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!
Stickers, after being yelled earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the void.
Stickers: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!
Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Glitch*
Glitch: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
Glitch: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.
Stickers, as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because...
Stickers, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, screw you.
