I was on a job. All regulation, I do this everyday. As I walked down the dark alleyway, a small shiver slides down my spine. It's 3:69am, my young apprentice mob was walking on ahead of me. His greasy little bowl cut shining on the moonlight. Mob suddenly stops dead in his tracks 'he's here' mob says...
It happens in a blink of an eye, a buff green guy comes out of nowhere and starts attacking mobby wobby :(
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He looked like this lol (The green guy not mob)
Mob was being tossed around like a rag but I couldn't really care less, I was so transfixed by buff green guy
'Oh... he's a big boy' I growled under my breath
Mob died. His carcass smashing to the ground, I saw his skull smash open, his brain spilling out onto the dirty alleyway floor.
L bozo 😹👎 Imagine Ratio Fatherless Weak little noob
I stood there waiting for him to respawn
Then realised I wasn't playing Fortnite.
I fell to the ground howling, NOOOOOOO MY MOBBY WOBBY LITTLE FLOBBY COBBY NOBBY POBBY 😭😭😭😱😱😱🙁🙁🙁😖😖😖😖😥😥😥😥☹️☹️☹️😐😐😐😐🔫🔫🔫💔💔💔💔 *is emo now*
I was so mad this green guy killed my friend. He was kinda hot tho so I'll look over it
