This punk loser named dummy was casually driving his Plymouth roadrunner superbird 0.0029 mph around town. Flipping people off and spitting on the homeless . Then he noticed a harmless box turtle walking on the road beside of his car . He stops the car and yells "WHAT IS THIS NONESENCE! HOW IS A TURTLE FASTER THAN ME?!?!" He gets out of the car slamming his door people on the side of the street stare at him as he is yelling and cursing at the turtle . He picks the turtle up with pure rage and throwers it onto the pavement causing it's shell to crack and break open . He yelles "DIE U FILTHY SCUM GREEN LOSER IDIOT!" He pulls a bomb out of his underwear and detonates it on top of the turtle . The turtles blood and guts are everywhere. He sees a cop walking over to him . Dummy then pulls a shotgun from his passenger seat and blows his own brains out .
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