Cupid's Parchment

NOTT

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This fic was sitting on my computer for over a year. I had chapters Nott, Malfoy, Granger and Theodore fully finished but I was so stuck on Draco and Hermione. Brittney was literally the most helpfullest person ever I literally love her. She helped me come up with ideas and finish this fic out. Genuinely she's amazing. When she has an ao3 account I'll add her as a beta because truly she deserves all the credit. I also cannot wait to see what she writes. ILY. This is the first fic I've ever written so please be mildly nice... thanks lol.

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I am not active on wattpad, I'm happy to post my works but I don't do much else. Everything goes up on ao3 first at tarantulalol. :) 

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Halloween was the biggest Holliday at Hogwarts. Christmas the second. The solstices were also quite popular. Valentine's day was Theo's favourite. He was of the sort -closeted romantic. Though his own characterization... may have differed from how others saw him. Theo was not as good at hiding it as he may have thought.

So for his eighth and final year, finally away from an impending war, he had made it his mission to make Valentine's day the holiday of the year.

See Theo had a plan. A truly brilliant plan that would propel him to popularity, give the student body the real valentines experience and hopefully- well, most importantly..... get him laid.

First, he had to make a trip to the restricted section, confirm his theory, acquire an off-campus pass to go to Knockturn alley and finally make his purchase.

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Three days to Valentine's day and Theo's plan was working. Pass in hand he made his way off-campus. He had told Headmistress McGonagall that he was headed home to see his sick aunt. He was not, Theo didn't even have a living aunt. Theo was on his way to purchase intelligent parchment, telepathic oil, psychic beans and glitter.

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Theo had his needed items, plus a few more he intended for later, some shocking pellets he intended to leave under Blaise's pillow, selections of magical lube, among other special selections he was excited to use if he ever had the chance.

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So, Theo was a genius. Not only did his plan work but it was better than expected. The oil and beans (with a dash of glitter) which he expertly ground into a paste revealed anything and everything. He wrote a subject's name with the crafted ink on the parchment and with some spell work, all was revealed. A name was written and under it, the quill took on a life of its own creating a list of all of the witches and wizards who took a fancy to the individual at the top of the list. Some had an entire scroll of names front and back others just a few, either way, Valentine's day was on its way to being the holiday of the year. It was official that everyone was getting laid. 

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