The modern problem that plague today's moderation is the discriminatory actions caused by the commoners. These "people" think that moderation is not a "real job" and they should "get bitches" and "touch grass". Well no longer shall they tolerate the foolish cries of the weak and feeble. I hereby grant the ability of the highest of classes to excrete their power to their fullest to correct the vile plague we call the commonwealth and to bring upon a utopia where we create the future we deserve.
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Book of Benis
HumorThe several decrees and amendments that shall be made once the obvious eventual rise to power bestows upon me. These powers shall be used to create a more perfect union that others might have overlooked in a past tense.
