Various x Reader

Dazai

Requested by inacoffin
As per the request, Dazai will be a kitsune. 

Franchise: Bungou Stray Dogs

Gender neutral Reader + Fluff (sensual talk at some point) + Alternate AU

I've seen bungou stray dogs. I really like Dazai but, I don't really know how to make him seem in character considering he's a suicidal maniac of sorts, but he's terrifyingly smart and always seems to be a good five steps ahead of everyone. 
I'll try to make him in character as I can. Sorry, may be ooc. 
Also, sorry for my absence, I was working on my other book.

Word count (1795)
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"C'mon, Dazai!"

"No."

"Just a pat!"

"No."

"Please???!"

"(Y/N), what does 'no' mean?"

"Yes, now can I pat you?"

"NO!"

"YES!"

(Y/N) tried more and more, pleading as they reached for his head that held his cat-like ears atop his head. He always backed away and if they got to close, he'd hold their wrist and push them back. He didn't know why they were so infatuated by his ears; they had seen them time and time again and only now do they beg like some puppy to pet his ears.

Don't get him wrong, he found this adorable before it became annoying. There was no place or limit they'd go to just to pet his ears. They'd make scenes in the house, in public, their workplace and even the bathroom. No limit to their wants. He knew he could be a handful but, he was more than convinced to say he wasn't as much of a handful as (Y/N) when they wanted something, ever so truly. 

"(Y/N), please! I have work to do!"

"What work? The ones you put on-"

"HUSH!"

"That's what I thought. Now, come here!"

"GAH, NO, (Y/N) STOP!"

"NOT UNTIL I PET YOU!"

"I AM NOT A DOG!!!!"

"I KNOW! YOU'RE MY LITTLE WIDDLE' KITTY, KITSUNE CAT!"

"NO! I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND!"

"ALL IN ONE PACKAGE!"

Dazai huffed as he swiftly pushed (Y/N) away and ran up the stairs of their house, followed close by (Y/N) who called after him. He made sure to keep his tail close to himself so (Y/N) can't yank on it and pull him towards him like they had done before. He was almost, ALMOST into that if it weren't for the looks, he had gotten.

Dazai ran up into their shared bedroom and locked the door behind himself. Not even a second later he had heard various and hard knocks bang on the door. Knowing (Y/N), he had quickly dragged the drawer to the door, barricading it. He knew (Y/N) too well to know that they probably would have broken the door from their steel determination, which has happened before, and it startled him the first time.

Not to his surprise, the pounding had begun to get louder and louder, moving the door occasionally. He could hear them pleading from the other side of the door rather loudly. If they had any neighbors then they'd hear it from a mile away, probably making complaints of all kinds. It was frustrating and heartwarming all at the same time to Dazai. 

This wasn't a simple cat and mouse game. He enjoyed the thrill of having (Y/N) beg to touch him, he knew it sounded dirty and it was but, it's technically the truth. They'd beg, day and night, to touch him, his ears and tails. Sure, he may come off as a scaredy cat when at a first glance but, he'd feel all sorts of ways when he noticed just how far they'd go for a single pat.