Plants vs Zombies: World of Magic

V: Loonboon

It is a hot morning day in the harsh semi-arid deserts,
huge komodo lizards with a toxic breath slowly crawled on the sand, and a giant centipede slowly awaited in the sand for it's next meal

A party consisting of 6 warriors and 4 archers traversed in their path while a huge wagon followed behind, these brutes with green skin are the Orcs

These fierce warriors turned and looked, seeing the vast empty lqnd around them. And then they turned to each other
"Once we return from raiding that village of these flimsy humans, we take their food, their bodies, and their barrels of wine and feast for the night!"
They all laughed "Whoever gets the most kills gets to have a whole barrel of wine!"
"I'll make sure to to get more kills than you all!"
"Hey! How about I-"
"Braains?"

The raid party went silent as they turned to look at who spoke, infront of them was a man.. who looked as pale as green, and frail to be exact, it's brown hat was crooked, and it wore clothing that the orcs couldn't recognize
"Braains..
And behind the strange man was a massive lavender-colored fog.

They kept on staring at the Cowboy Zombie until a warrior orc walked up to it and stood over the zombie as an attempt to intimidate it "You dare stand in our way, weak human?" That orc mistook the zombie for a human somehow

And right as he finishes his words, a humongous zombie emerges from the fog, absolutely towering over the orc

This big monstrosity behind the zombie.. is a Wild West Gargantuar

The orc turned its head from the zombie to the Gargantuar, his confidence quickly shrunk as he stared at it's bulging eyes "gruuh.."

The Wild West Gargantuar carried some sort of weapon in it's left hand, the end of it was searing hot with the word 'Z' on it
The Cowboy Zombie immediately noticed the Gargantuar's presence behind it and quickly moved out of the way

The Raid Party behind the Warrior Orc stepped back as the Gargantuar moved closer with each step this was something they've never seen before, and it was MASSIVE compared to their size

The Warrior Orc tried to push away his fears and readied his Greatsword..

with a battle cry, he swung the Greatsword at the Gargantuar's Arm.

the sword sunk into the arm by an Inch! And the Gargantuar didn't even stagger by a bit!?

"Graaugh!" With a roar, it quickly raised it's brand into the air and smashed into the dumbfounded orc, crushing the poor warrior in the process with the added salt of the searing hot end sizzling his flesh

The Raid Party finally readied their weapons when a horde of zombies arrived from the fog, and one zombie rose up it's flag, a flag with a brain on it

All the orcs now understood what to do next, they all looked at each other and nodded
"FOR OUR BRETHREN!"
"YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS YOU FILTHS!"

they all charged at their new enemies infront of them..

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As the sun rose up and the inhabitants of this quiet village walked out, they saw smoke rising in the distance

Curious, they all walked towards the source, and there he was! The gardener was there burning up all the corpses that piled up around his house

He was in front of the burning corpses, watching as the ash and soot floated up into the sky "there there, that's for keeping me up at night several times already"

He turned to walk back to his house, without noticing the crowd infront of him
"Oh!" "Sorry man!" They made way for him somehow

He yawned as he now stood infront of his frontyard, which is now all lush green without the stench coming from rotting corpses
The peashooters and the sunflowers happily bounced back and forth in their spot as sun orbs slowly descended from the sky