Your Beauty is a Crime - Jotaro x Reader (eventual smut😈)

At the police station

I was sitting there. In a small room with a dimmed light. There were only two chairs and one small table. The humming sound of the light bulbs started to make me feel dizzy as I thought about what just happened today ( that's also the reason why I am sitting here at the police station right now)

-2 hours earlier-
Cashier: "all right, that'll be $7 please"
Me: "As if I'm gonna pay that much for a damn muffin. I'm hungry, bruh"
Cashier: "Omg I can't with y'all anymore. You either pay or leave the god damn store, except for that, the muffins are vegan.💀"
I really didn't know what I was thinking but I randomly pulled out a little gun with only one bullet from the pockets of my black baggy jeans and -well, shot the man. He died right in place. It felt like gta for a moment, hehe but before I could process everything the police already showed up and eventually I got arrested and they brought to this little stanky police station which was directly connected with the jail right next to it.

-back to present-
"How long are they gonna leave me here?? I'm not planning to sleep in this room tonight. Also I'm hungry asf. So much for a muffin which I couldn't even eat at the end..what a shame." I was thinking to myself and as I prepared myself to stand up, the metal door opened and a tall man entered the room. He was about 5 steps away from me when he closed the door and then he started to stare at me with those bluish green eyes. The man had no emotion written on his face at all which confused me but to show my dominance I stared back at him. Now we were in this small closed room, him standing at the door, me sitting on one of the chairs, just staring at each other. "How much  weirder can this even get?" I thought.
It felt like hours until that silly man broke eye contact and came closer. Only then I noticed this strange black hat which didn't match with his blue uniform at all.
"L/N, F/N, huh?" he read out from a clipboard that he had brought with him. His voice was deep which I already expected.
"Uhm yea, obviously💀" I responded and immediately realized that this wasn't the right place to be sarcastic.

The man raised an eyebrow at me and sighed.
"Good grief, woman, first you kill some random cashier without any valid reason and now you're trying to mess with me?" He sounded very calm though.
"Yeah whatever, sorry"
"What are you? An Emo-Punk or something?"
He suddenly scuffed at me.
I gave him that skull emoji expression (💀) to let him now that he didn't eat at all with that question and we moved on. He sat down across from me and started to ask me about my name, age, address and all kind of stuff like that. I was answering everything but I just kept in looking at his big hands "uhh I wonder what those gigantic hands can do-STOP Y/N HE IS SOME CRUSTY OFFICER-but he looks so fine-DAMN STOP BEING HORNY, YOU JUST KILLED SOMEONE FOR A MUFFIN-"
"Hey? HEY??? Are you still listening?" The man asked me (ofc I wasn't listening anymore).
He then touched my hand shook it lightly and this is when I came back to reality. We looked at each other again but this time I couldn't hold back the f boy lip bite and to my surprise he did it too.

After finishing all the boring stuff I got to know that I had to spent the next 40 days in jail until the big day at court.
"Btw I'm Sherrif Kujo" he said and winked at me. "You're pretty hot for a murderer you know?"
I blushed heavily in this very strange and absurd situation.
We both stood up and he brought me to my cell where I had to stay for the next days.