One day after YFM's 5th gig puff was bored and went to his local drug store because he heard of the drug lean and joked about it with Benatar and the others, puff went into the store. The smell of weed and acid, puff saw people smoking bongs and doing lots of prozac. Puff went to the register and puff saw a familiar face, its tig. Puff remembered tig texted puff that she couldn't not go on a date night with him cause of her shift so it was very kiwi and ironic to see her here.
"Hey tig"
"hey Humbert"
Puff started grabbing his wallet and slammed his credit card on the table and asked tig if he could get lean
"May I have the new flavor In this place, lean?"
"Weird I didn't know you did drugs,"
"I just wanted to test lean because I found the drink pretty funny"
"Same lol"
puff gave tig the 90 dollars, the same 90 dollars he sucked someone to get.
"Here's your lean"
puff grabbed it and the smell of cough syrup went into puff's mind and then he dranked, Puff starting having mad ecstasy. Puff started furiously drinking the lean, it felt like 59 years when finished it but it felt so good and he loved it so much, this is his best time in his life ever.
puff took 9 more cups of lean and started writing lyrics on a piece of paper.
Puff started walking down the street with his eyes wide looking purple like the favorite able drink, all he had in mind was the lyric "smoked out with my cock out" and "eat her like sushi, then I beat up that pussy".
When puff arrived home to the bus he ripped out everything with the word "martian" and started designing a word "lean" and then when finished designing and then printed it out then replacing it,
"What the fuck are you doing puff" Benatar said
"I'm changing the band to "your favorite lean"".
"lean sucks!!!!!!!!! Arizona iced tea is where its at"
" Arizona iced tea is bland"
"fuck you"
" Arizona iced tea more Arizona Lean"
Benatar throws a bottle of Arizona iced tea to puffs head and puff falls down, puff grabs a drink of lean and beats Benatar up, Benatar punches puff to the point his glasses falls off and then benatar spells Arizona iced tea on puff's eyes
"it burns!!!!!'
puffs eye start bleeding but then the power of lean goes to his eyes and now his eyes are purple, and then puff punches Benatar and grabs a bottle of lean and makes Benatar drink it but puff didn't know he replaced the lean with Arizona iced tea.
To Be Continued.
