(this is jokes lmao im deleting this later)
You were on the couch watching (favorite show) until your phone lit up. You checked your phone and saw it was your bestfriend, Alice!!! You then rammed your fat ass into your BIG truck and drove straight to their house. A few minutes later you arrived to Alice's house and broke in through the fucking window. "Why the fuck you didn't go through the door." Alice said. "I dunno I'm just trying to fuck." you replied. "Okay bet bb girl." Alice said yanking the fish out of the bowl. "What the fuck are you going to do with that fish." you said. "You'll see." Alice replied. They then proceeded to ram the goldfish so far up your ass that you came 100 times. You then made out aggressively and made homemade milk for everybody.
To be continued 😈😈😈
