L: hey river
R: hey
L: hows your leg
R: Nah it's good I just can't walk on it and it's just really hard to pee
L: you know I can help you right
R: how?
L: ill hold you then you sit in the bathroom do your business
R: and then
L: then you dress up and ill help you go to bed again
R: maybe then you will be with me in bed
L: k just bc you can break your leg if you walk
R: oh that reminds me that we need to go to the nurse to check up on the leg
AFTER THEY LEAVE THE CABIN
R: you know if we were anywhere else do you think you would love me as you do now
L: I fell for you bc for your personality it doesn't matter what you look like as long as you are happy and healthy
R: here we are
H: oh charlie here you are hows the leg
R: CRUTCHES ARE BAD
H: do you prefer a cast
R: nope
H: so let's take a look at it
L: will shhh he will be okay
H: don't worry your girlfriend will be okay
L: she is not my girlfriend
R: I'm not a girl
H: I'm sorry are you trans nonbinary?
R: no you caught me
H: don't worry I'm here and for the period there are some period panties and it would make your down area believable
R: thank you
L: shes not my girlfriend
R: but we are dating
L: uhh
R: come on you already kissed me
L: k maybe
H: so your leg does need some more rest but you can start moving with your crutches
R: but
H: no buts
L: so river lets go
