Rude awakening

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Pure vanilla's pov
There I was, fast asleep. Only if I knew what sound I would hear next.
WAAAAAAAAAAH
I dart my eyes open just to hear a barrage of voices attack my ears
Sniffle huh...where am I? This isn't Narnia!
AH! Where am I? I DIDNT FALL ASLEEP HERE!
Woah..calm down everyone.
Uuuuhhhhhhhhh god I feel diiiiiizyyy THUMP
WOAH VAMP YOU OKAY?
He just finished drinking
Drinking what?
...his 5th bottle of wine.
Vampie, can you hear me??
I already said, he's okay!
I sat myself up to see my companions: herb cookie, vampire cookie, sparkling cookie, cherry cookie, sea fairy cookie and white lily cookie all chatting to eachother (well vampire was uh let's just say drunkenly unconscious). That wasn't the thing that shocked me though, we were all in one metal box, it was the size of a living room so we could all fit.
Sparkling: WAKE UP VAMP! YOU LITTLE-
Vamp: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT IM AWAKE! Dont need to verbally attack me.
Sparkling: please don't use "fancy" words, your not smart.
*Vamp gives him a death stare*
Sea fairy: Sorry to break your love story up but where are we?
Vamp: Narnia
Cherry in the background: KNEW IT!
Sea fairy: *whispers to herb* you like that chump?
Herb: shut up.
Sea fairy: oi, I am your mother you cannot tell me to SHUT UP!
White vanilla: hey, PV did you do this?
Me: h-huh?
White vanilla: did you bring us here in our sleep?
Me: w-wha?! No! I would never do something as weird as that! WHY WOULD I EVEN-
White vanilla: so it's settled *stands up* *shouts* PEOPLE! WE DO NOT HAVE A CLUE WHERE WE ARE AND WE MAY BE IN DANGER! SO PLEASE, GROW A BRAIN AND HELP!
*Wow..she's really good in situations like this, shes like a team leader!*
Vamp: fine, what do we have to do?
White vanilla: well...we should find an exit to this prison!
Herb: P-PRISON? WERE IN A PRISON?
White vanilla: it's a metaphorical term.

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