It was a lovely night. Zhongli was chiling on his bed sleeping then he heard someone knocking at his door. He was like: ,,hmm who should it be? It's literally middle of the night''. Then he goes to open the door and he sees Nick Wilde. He was truly shocked..
Nick said: hi zhongli... ik this is weird and stuff but i think i kinda like you..
And then Zhongli said: it's the fucking middle of the night.
After that Nick grabbed Zhongli's hand and kisses his hand..he blushed hard.
N: Let's see how good u kiss baby
Z: Bet hun😍
*its been an hour*
Nick was asleep while Zhongli got up and goes to Gorilla's house silently.
Z: Gorilla open the door please.
G: Hi there shawty how's it going?
Zhongli grabbs him slowly and goes in bed start kissing him really hard. They blushing.
Nick wakes up and he couldn't belive his eyes...ZHONGLI WAS GONE😭😩🥺
He wonders where should he be , where did he go..
He starts crying in bed and then he says to himself:
Im gonna look for him!
He looked for him and he was shocked when he saw him with Gorilla in bed...Zhongli was crying and begging for more and then he saw Nick..
Z: Nick baby boo!!!! Please im so sorry forgive me i will never do this again!😭
N: Im sorry.... B-
Z: Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember-
Jonny's Father walks in be like
AYO BOY WHAT YALL DOING IN HERE IS THIS A STRIP CLUB?
N: im done im don-
Z: *takes nick's hand and runs w him in the bathroom*
Zhongli starts getting Nick naked when he blushes..
N: Zhongli im gonna c-
And then something really strange happends..
James Charles comes with a really creepy face at the window of the bathroom saying ,,HI SISTERSSSS''
Zhongli says: Oh daddy James...u seem really horny today..What about joining us??
J: Joining U guys??? Im gay so let's go😍
*after they did the bumbti bumbti in the bathroom*
J: Sisters that was so cool. 😍😩🤙
N: Ikr ?? We slayed!
J: What about me filming a vlog and play among us?
Z: What are u stuck in 2020 or what?
J: Whatever U think Zhongli Bongli i'm gonna play among us w ur balls.
Z: EXCUSE URSELF
N: Are you serios Jamesy???? He's my husband🥺
Charli: Can i join?
Z: Now who tf is th-
N: Idk let's just ignore her HAHAHAHHAHA
Z: HAHAHAHHAHA TRUE
C: bye im going emo
J: Let me make up u giiiirl😜😜😜😜
C: oh hell nah
*night*
Z: Good that everyone leaved now i can cheat again on Nick😈
*ring phone*
Gorilla: Oh hi there!!
Z: hi there my juicy bussy friend🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
G: Hi granpa zhongli❤️❤️❤️❤️😩😩🤪🤪🤪
Z: How about a sussy seggs?😈
Then randomly James appears and sing
I SAVE D BY GIVING IT IN CPR
I SAVE D BY GIVING IT IN CPR
LET'S MAKE P AND WATCH IT ON VCR
Z: Oh no not again please😔😔😔🥺🥺🥺🙏🏻
*END OF PART 1 CUZ I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW HELP MAYBE I WILL MAKE A PT 2 SOON!!*
