Light epically has to fight Dwayne the rok John or he will epic death (❛ัॢᵕ❛ั ॢ)✩*ೃ.⋆
Light then whips out the hit game by ninja: how to be a epic ganer and challenges Dwayne to a gayming competition.
Dwayne says no and flatlines. Fresh e mumbles his last words, "your maternal figure"
His brain adioses from his bodie. The uncle grandpa comes.
He gives light the death note then says, "you can kill anyone now."
Light dies.
(* >ω<)
AN: my parents found out about the hentai references, I cannot finih the story. Adios my kittens ( ཀ͝ ∧ ཀ͝ )
