《𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚞𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚡 𝙼𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛》

ʙᴀʙʏ ʙᴏᴛᴛʟᴇ

[Warning!: Bad grammar]

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After the incident at the carnival, the boys decided to stay home and play marbles indoors. Afraid they might come across the Devil.

"Well, it's that time again, boys." Elder Kettle enters the living room where the boys where and walks all over the boys' game, making them move away. "I'm off to my weekly mustache wax." he tings his mustache, "Now, remember. Two rules while I'm gone. Number one, don't touch my radio."

The three glanced at the old radio sitting on a round plateau table. "It is my most prize object, after all. And, of course, rule number two, NO FIGHTING!" Elder Kettle warns, pointing his wooden cane at them before slamming the door shut. He peeks in, still pointing his stick at them, before shutting the door.

They all glance at each other before (Y/n) smirks and strike first. They all continue to playfight, hitting the piano and the side of the room.

As soon as the three got close to Elder Kettle's radio, they briefly halted their action.

(Y/n) had grabbed one of Cuphead's legs and placed one of his hands on Mugman's chest. Meanwhile, Mugman grips (Y/n)'s straw, and Cuphead grips onto (Y/n)'s arm that was outstretched to Mugman.

They all let go of each other and tip-toe around it, careful not to touch it before fighting again.

"Hold it!" Mugman shouted, stopping mid-air. He had one fist up while the other gripped (Y/n)'s straw. (Y/n) had Cuphead in a chokehold and an arm wrapped around Mugman's waist. While Cuphead holds (Y/n)'s leg, biting it. "Say, fellas, why are we fighting again?"

"Uh, 'cause we're not supposed to?"

"Right!" Mugman shouted, punching (Y/n) in the face as they all went back to fighting.

There was a knock at the front door, making the three stop again as they opened the door. "Back so soon, dearest Kettle?" the boys had their hands in a praying position, acting all innocent like they didn't do anything wrong a few seconds ago.

They open their eyes, and the halos above their heads vanish. The three glance down and notice a basket in front of them.

(Y/n) picked up the note while the two peeked over his shoulders. "Please take care of baby." they glance at each other, confused, before looking down to see a baby bottle, cooing up at them.

"Aw!"

"How could someone leave something so precious?" Mugman brought the baby in, followed by (Y/n).

"Uh, Mugman, (Y/n)? What are we supposed to do with a baby?" Cuphead asks as he closes the door behind him.

"We show it love, of course. Just watch and learn." Mugman placed the baby on the floor and cooed, "Hello, baby. My name is Mugman. Can you say Mu—"

"Mama!"

Mugman loudly squeals, glancing at (Y/n) and then Cuphead.