bitting shit

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phil: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

tommy : What if it bites me and it dies!?

wilber : Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, tommy , learn to listen.

ranboo: What if it bites itself and I die?

phil : That's voodoo.

tubbo: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

phil: That's correlation, not causation.

techno: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

wilber : That's kinky.

phil: Oh my God.

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