CHAPTER 1

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(Hi readers who are probably 13 and under but anyways lets get on with the
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(Y/N) pov.

I woke up from my bed to see my dog laying on my chest I got up and waked up
My dog he woke up and bit me in the nipples.

(Y/N: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH MY NIPPLES YOU SON OF THE-

And then my mom wakes in.

Mom: continue what you were gonna say to the NOW.

She said with a deep voice.
(Forgot to entroduce the mom sorry if I miss spelled some thing)

So my mom is named Carol she hates swearing and Satanist everything that involves satin basically.

(Y/N): Umm... Like I was about to say
Something very nice to the dog hahaha...

You said with nervousness then
She hit you so hard in head you were knocked out instantly when the slipper hit your head on the scale that's at the bottom wait till she gets the mace she has in here room.

Dog: heh servers you right you stupid bi-

My mom turns around with the slipper in hand.

Mom: What did you say I dammand you say it again you know I can hear someone when the say a curse word or slur right?

Dog whimpers and says "nothing" out loud and runs away.

(Don't ask how the dog can talk it's like it learned from reading books ok)

 
(Time skip brought by king Crimson)

You Recently woke up to notice that it was 3:00 in the afternoon You saw something odd Your dog being dragged
Somewhere so you grabbed your mom's
Wooden baseball bat and went outside
To see Your friend Arries.

(Y/N): What are you doing to my dog Arries.

Arries: N-Nothing. He said you knew he was lying.

(Y/N): Tell me the truth Arries.

Arries: I was going to cook your dog into
Soup.

You were disappointed in your friend
So you looked straight into his eyes
And said

(Y/N): Therapy?

Arries: uhhhhh...yes

You let him go and say

(Y/N): bye Arries

Arries: bye (Y/N)

You head back in your house with the dog Iggy.

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(Wow 373 words for me a lot for you
My dearest reader a little see you next time oh wait let show you what Arries
Looks like)

--------------------------------------------------------------(Wow 373 words for me a lot for youMy dearest reader a little see you next time oh wait let show you what ArriesLooks like)

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(Art is not mine credits go to @DADA1st on Twitter)
He is a Christian boi

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 14, 2022 ⏰

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