This is all my partner's idea, Author_Chan_Senpai. All credits go to her so it would be nice if you followed her. There is a little mention of mvrd3r and abvs3 at the end so heads up on that.
You're walking in an abandoned Build-A-Bear workshop. Cob webs and moldy fluff everywhere. You then spot an old lady in the distance. She throws a brick at you. How rude! You threaten to call the cops on her, but she just grabs candy out of her non-existent bag and shoves it down your throat. This makes you fall in love with her. After getting married to the old lady, you head out to go to work. When you get your lunch break, you decide to grab some hot cheetos. The ramen your wife made didn't fill you. On your way to get the hot cheetos, you see a man yelling "PROTEIN!" at you. You go get your hot cheetos and offer some to the man. The man refuses and says he despises hot cheetos. You get very upset at this and decide to sue the man. Sadly, you were unsuccessful because he has human rights protecting him. This caused you to start WWIII. Once WWIII started, the UwU cat nation attacked, along side the small bean fellowship nation. While this is happening, the gays start to conspire against Todoroki to find the cure of missing dads. Then, That Vegan Teacher joins you, but betrays you because hot cheetos aren't vegan and side with the anti-hot cheeto club made by the man you tried to sue. After the epic betrayal, James Charles, Rupaul, and Vector from Despicable ME decide to do a collab, they plan to free the little pansexual non-binaries from the chains of Ryan Reynolds. Then, Rupaul realizes something very important, hot cheetos are bad for cancer and the only cure for cancer is being gay (A/N: This is NOT true. It is for the story. It's said that hot cheetos are okay to eat and does not cause or worsen cancer and, sadly, gayness does not cure cancer), but because Rupaul is gay, he kept the information to himself. But this cause famous tiktoker like Charli D'amelio to have to decide which side they are on. Charli D'amelio posts a very shocking video about which side she is on. She chose to be with the anti-hot cheeto club because she hate spicy, sticky, moist powder fingers. After Charli's very shocking video, Dwayne Johnson becomes Ken from Barbie's Dream House, but ends up casting as the pink power ranger. This caused the whole world to spiral like someone spiraling into a meth addiction. Todoroki started conspiring if Dwayne Johnson is gay or not. After sharing his thoughts, everyone came to a big realization. You were extremely shocked and in utter disbelief. Everything was a hallucination. You had gotten in a fight with your wife that night and was sent into rage. The man you tried to sue, that actually your wife. Your beloved wife had turned her back on you. That group you made dedicated to hot cheetos wasn't actually a group dedicated to hot cheetos, that was a group of people who were gonna murder their abusive wives. And as you realize this, you look over to your wife who is right beside you. Your wife is a hot cheeto.
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