OFF, seductively taking off his glasses: wow....
HyunA, blushing: ...what?
OFF: *squints* you're really fucking blurry.
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Jessi: you’re like my own fallen Angel.
OFF: thank you! That’s so sweet.
Heize, without looking up from her book: you both realize that fallen angels are demons right?
OFF:
Jessi:
Jessi: yeah I know that.
OFF, under his breath: bastard.
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OFF, holding a bowl of cereal and a coffee pot: What if instead of putting milk in my cereal I put coffee instead?
E'Dawn, slowly taking away the coffee and replacing it with milk: But what if you didn't?
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OFF: hyung, I don’t feel well. May I have some medicine?
PSY: [scoffs] Back in my day, we just died.
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OFF, drunk, at the royal wedding: wow... Kai's kinda hot...
Taeyeon: don't be jealous Hyunil, you're not so bad yourself.
OFF: i'm not being jealous i'm being gay
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Irene: alright, good boy. now sit.
Yeri: i’m sure i’ll regret asking this, but unnie, what the fuck are you doing.
Irene: teaching my pup new tricks, what does it look like.
Yeri: no, no. believe me i understood that part i’m wondering on why on EARTH is Hyunil oppa following your orders too?
OFF: murder yourself. <3
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OFF: you have a face
PSY: yes, yes I do have a fa
OFF: I mean you have a nice face
PSY: um, thanks… I guess
OFF: please understand that I’m flirting with you, because I don’t know what I’m doing
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HyunA: Hey do you have any shaving cream?
OFF: No, I don't like the way it tastes
HyunA: Okay- wait you eat shaving cream???
OFF: No why would I eat it If I don't like the way it tastes???
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Wonho: How drunk were you last night?
OFF: *looks down * well, I still have my pants on, so not that drunk?
Jooheon: Those aren’t your pants.
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Irene: Hyunil, what do you want to do for your birthday?
OFF, without thinking: You.
Irene:
Irene: .... ok
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Jackson: Would you rather kiss Jinyoung or-
OFF: Kiss Jinyoung
Jackson: I didn't say the other-
OFF: I don't need to hear it
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OFF: Hey Hyunil, can I borrow your hairbrush?
Jessi: What's the magic word?
OFF:
OFF: *starts chanting in anodite language*
Jessi: oh my GOD JUST TAKE IT!
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Heize: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings?
All P NATION Family: No.
OFF: I do.
Heize: I know, Hyunil.
OFF: I want to go home.
Heize: I know, Hyunil.
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OFF: love isn't real
Hui: you're literally making a Valentine's Day card for Dawn right now
OFF [threateningly pointing a glue gun at him]: you're on thin fucking ice
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Jihyo: It’s crazy how when you get older, you start to enjoy things you hated as a kid
Jennie: yeah like taking naps
OFF: and getting spanked
Irene:
Sana:
Sunmi: *loudly sips drink*
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Crush: How many fingers am I holding up?
OFF: None.
Crush: Hyun. Hyunil it's five.
OFF: No, your holding up your hand. Not your fingers
Crush:
Crush: Hyunil-
