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Battle Tactics Sollux x Reader Homestuck

It's three in the afternoon and you are kicking your friend's ass at video games. Sollux Captor was the self proclaimed 'LORD OF GAMES' but what he wasn't expecting was you, [First name] [Last Name]! You have been gaming since you could hold a controller, whether it be console or PC, you kicked serious ass. You camped outside the air force entrance, knowing that he would be right around the corner. You aimed your gun, and as soon as he turned through that door you fired and off went his head and finale life. "HA, KISS MY ASS CAPTOR!" You screamed at your monitor. A cocky smirk spread across your face as your pesterchum lit up.

twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling chumHandle [CH]

[TA]: cheater

[CH]: I did nothing of the sorts~!

[TA]: hoofbea2t 2hiit

[TA]: there ii2 no way iin hell you knew ii wa2 goiing two come out of that entrance!

[CH]: I followed your basic movements through the map!

[CH]: Don't blame me for your predictability!

[TA]: that2 iit

[TA]: get over here, we are goiing two play through every game ii've got

[CH]: What if I don't feel like it?

[TA]: [Name]

[TA]: thii2 ii2 goiing to happen whether you liike iit or not

[TA]: 2o get your fat human a22 over here before ii go over there and drag you two my hiive

[CH]: fine, whatever

[TA]: and briing 2nack2, thii2 ii2 goiing two take awhiile

chumHandle [CH] ceased pestering twinArmageddons [TA]

You shut your laptop, picked it up and shoved it in your messenger bag, that lay on your bed. No way in hell where you going to let Captor call you a cheater. You were going to go over there and show him up, proving once and for all that you are THE BEST GAMER. You sniffed under you arm and cringed, a shower first. You walked into the washroom and started the water up. You stripped of your clothes and got into the stream of water. How long ago did you take a shower? Four days? Yeah, that sounds about right. You scrubbed sham poo through you (h/c) locks, liking the feel of clean hair. You repeated the process with the conditioner. After that you lathered the rest of your body with your honey scented body wash.

You shut off the water and exited the shower, then pated yourself dry. You towel dried your hair to the best of your ability and went back to your room. You threw on your underwear, a pair of clean shorts and a baggy shirt. Next you gathered anything you think you might need, controllers, game discs, a change of clothes and your iPod. You packed it up in your bag and grabbed your wallet, shoving it in your back pocket. Putting on your favourite pair of converse and went out the door.

One stop at the store later, you walked down the street to Sollux's hive, Arms full of soda, chips, and candy. Everything to make your victory all the better. Walking up the stairs you knocked on his door, which swung open to reveal the yellow blood. "Ready to get your ass kicked?" you said as you made your way into his hive. "I'm ready to thee you cry when I beat you." he retorts in his lisp, which you always found slightly... adorable. He guided you to his living room, where he had a master set up laid out. 42-inch plasma screen, surround sound, every console known to man or troll, and two large bookshelves covered with games. You gaped for a fraction of a second before composing yourself, you didn't want him to know he had a better gaming room than you. You placed your snacks on the glass coffee table in front of the large leather sofa. "Hope you like [Favourite soft drink]" you called out to Sollux. "Meh, it'th fine." He replied, taking a seat on the sofa. "So, what am I going to beat you in first?" you smirked at him as you sat next to him. "You ever heard of 'Brebin'?" "Sounds like a troll game." "It ith." He grinned at you. You have hardly played any troll developed games. So this is how he wanted to play it? Choose games you have never played before? "Bring it on!" you gave him a glare as he plopped the disc into the console with his psionics. You took to controller from him as the game loaded.