Hey guys this fic was inspired by a friend from school who asked what my favorite young justice couples were and then my favorite crack couple... so this was born. Hope you guys like! (this is before Zatanna joins the team but she has met them). Also has an underlay of Chalant in it just cause it's fun to write.
Disclaimer~ Young Justice is not mine
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Artemis's POV
"You say what?!" Red Arrow exclaims flabbergasted. I'm left speechless by the words and just stare open- mouthed at the speaker.
"I said I dare you to take Artemis out on a date." Robin repeats smirking evilly. Wally appears to be close to tears holding in his laughter at the other archer's outraged expression. The rest of the team watches the spectacle looking confused.
"No f*cking way Robin!" the red clothed hero exclaims giving me glare. I glare back just as fiercely. It's not like it was my idea!
"Why did I get dragged into this?" I whine my gaze shifting to the little troll who proposed this horrible idea in the first place.
"Sorry Arty but don't hate the player hate the game!" Robin responds smoothly with an infuriating little grin. Wally completely loses control and begins to laugh hysterically.
"Um Red Arrow don't you have to go through with Robin's dare? Isn't it part of the rules?" M'Gann asks innocently. "Besides what's so bad about taking Artemis on a date?"
"Well... She... Ugh fine" Roy growls glaring nastily at me, the ninja, and the speedster who was still laughing his head off.
"What about me? Don't I get a say in this?" I ask throwing my hands in the air for emphasis.
"Nope!" Robin and Wally respond cheerily, laughing at my distress.
"Meet me here at 7 on Saturday." The red archer growls at me before stalking away, his fists clenched at his sides. I glare at Robin and Wally again before standing and storming away towards my room at the Mountain, leaving Robin and Wally rolling on the floor in laughter and the rest of the team watching them confused by recent events. I reach my room and enter, slamming the door shut behind me. I crank up my radio volume blasting Avril Lavigne to block out the laughter and collapse onto my bed letting out a frustrated sigh.
"I swear Robin if this 'date' goes as bad as I think it will, I will make sure to get my revenge." I mutter angrily burying my head in my pillow. "Everything would just be easier if he told me why..."
Roy's POV
I stomp away from the team, my fists clenched in anger.
"Damn you Dick" I mutter wanting to punch a wall. "Why in the world did I let you and Wally convince me to play that damn game?! I should've known better than to play truth and dare with you guys especially after last time." I growl arriving at the Hanger. "Hell GA still hasn't forgiven me for dyeing his suit pink" I mutter.
"But it was funny you have to admit" comes a voice from behind me. I spin around coming face to face with Robin. The 'Boy Wonder' was hanging upside-down from a grappling hook line attached to the ceiling so his masked eyes met mine.
"Seriously Dick why must you be a ninja? Can't you ever just enter the room like a normal person?" I exclaim causing the small boy to smile and flip of the line, detaching in from the ceiling in mid-air.
"Nah what fun would that be Roy?" the boy I consider a little brother replies landing on his feet smoothly. I sigh giving him a slight glare which he remains unfazed by.
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Longshot
FanfictionRobin, being the troll he is, dares Red Arrow to take Artemis on a date much to both the archers displeasure. Takes place in Season 1 ONESHOT