qiqi fucking dies

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"Good afternoon, welcome to Bubu Pharmacy".
The familiar monotone voice of your favorite zombie child greeted you as you walked into the aromatic pharmacy.
"Hey Qiqi, I have a prescription to pick up! Can you call in Baizhu?"
"Okay," Qiqi made her way into the room beside the counter, later returning with Baizhu behind her.
"Hey traveler! Sorry I wasn't here to greet you, and you had to deal with Qiqi." The ugly ass green man smiled at you.
"It's fine!" You laughed, trying not to cringe at the reek emanating from the green bitch. "I actually quite like Qiqi,"
"Oh, the traveler likes Qiqi more than you," Qiqi turned to Baizhu. "Qiqi knows where the prescriptions are, allow her to give them to the traveler instead of you,"
Baizhu's calm composure fell apart, and he turned toward the short zombie. "Qiqi who the fuck do you think you are" His stance changed as his gross shitty clogs drew back behind his legs.
"BAIZHU NO" you screeched, but it was too late.
With the kick of Baizhu's tacky ass shoes, Qiqi's teeny form flew across the pharmacy, out the door and into the harbor.

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