Naruto Otsutsuki! God of Carnage

Chapter 3

When it was finished, Kakashi was looking at Minato and his family with eyes that said "You're the most idiotic man in existence and I hope Naruto kills you, for his revenge."

Sarutobi on the other hand was repeatedly banging his head on his desk.

He ending his little rock concert he said "Namikaze Minato, that is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard. You leave your son, the one you decided to seal the Kyuubi into, to the mercy of this village, all because you were terrified the Shinigami would come and kill your family for cheating it out of death. Not only that but you train said boy's twin sister to kage level and then decide to come back, after Kushina gives birth to another girl."

Minato with a sheepish grin said "Yup."

They blinked hearing someone snort.

All eyes turning to the door blinked spotting a bruised and dirt covered Anko leaning into the door.

She with a eye swollen shut said "Naruto is going to kill you, if any of you ever come near him."

She then limping into the room followed by a concerned Kurenai, plopped down in the empty seat and asked "Kakashi did my little brat really become a fucking god?"

Kakashi shrugging said "I honestly had no idea I was just grateful that he was alive, I forgot to ask him what happened to him."

Sarutobi looking at Anko asked "Why?"

Anko groaning said "Because like a baka I decided to entice him into a fight. I've never had such a thorough ass kicking in my entire life. I mean at first he was just using his fist and speed, but pretty soon I was dodging swipes from that sword of his, that sliced through seven trees. I tried to block one of his swings with a kunai, and my hand nearly paid the price for such foolishness. He then started slinging out jutsu that I know for a fact are probably be ranked S-rank, and if they aren't they should be. I mean he damned near drowned me when he summoned a massive tidal wave. I got burns in places that fire should never approach. I'm pretty sure my nipples are still swollen from how much lightning I got hit with. My leg is still trying to thaw out from when he nearly froze my legs."

She then popping a joint in her shoulder said "The craziest thing was that he kept vanishing and reappearing in front or behind me, before hitting me with an attack. Hell I couldn't even sense him move, like he wasn't even using chakra. He even made me witness many different things. He made me witness him making me beg, scream and moan for him to,!"

Kurenai put her hand over Anko's mouth and said "Anko there are children in here."

Anko moving her eyes to Kurenai, licked her hand, forcing Kurenai to move it.

Anko looking Kakashi in the eyes said "I'm just glad he doesn't have full control over his doujutsu, or I'm pretty sure I'd be in a hospital right now, instead of him sleeping inside of his room at the T&I department."

Sarutobi quirking an eyebrow asked "You managed to defeat him?"

Anko snorting said "No he damn after stomping a mudhole into me, and making me feel like shit, decided to sleep off his extreme anger. Damn brat fell asleep standing in front of me."

Kakashi giggling said "Be lucky he didn't' curve stomp you, like he did the Uchiha brat."

Sarutobi then said "So that's why he was limping?"

Kakashi shaking his head said "Oh no he's limping because he decided to try and force himself on Haku. Naruto broke the boy's leg in six different places, then kicked the boy in the balls so hard, he actually lifted into the air a little. Haku then made sure the little shit wouldn't be having any children by sterilizing him. Zabuza was oh so close to ending the boy's life."