Chapter 5-ur mom

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Harry's Pov

After I share my amazing introduction, she just stares at me. 

Probably just nervous to be in my presence.

I am a hot little Zaddy if I do shay so myself. 

I'm so hot.

I right fan fics about myself. 

They get millions of views.

Who wouldn't read amazing fan fiction about me, written by me, of course its from a fake account but still. 

I also sell feet pics of my toes. 

Look up ugly feet pics and the 2nd is mine. Obviously the search bar is broken. It should be beautiful feet. 

Anyways. 

She's still staring at me.

So I do my amazing pick up line.

"if you were a McDonald's burger you would be McGorgeous." I say with a smirk.

She looks down with her uwu face and blushes.

"t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k- y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u." she replies shyly and uwuly.

Oh no. I have made her nervous. That was never my goal. I want her to love me not fear me. 

Y/n's POV

OMG HE CALLED ME MCGORGEOUS. I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE.

Before I can say anything else my petite body collapses. 

I am just so small by body couldn't keep up.

To be continued. 


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