The juiciest yawn ever ( satire, I'm just bored )

Morning

Once upon a time, I was sleeping in my bed. Sleeping like a mf baby, yknow? And suddenly my alarm clock went off.

"Shit", I thought.

I got up, went to the bathroom, and did my daily morning routine. After, I casually ate breakfast. Eggs and Toast, if you will. 😘

After all that, I went into my bedroom and got myself ready for the day in my sexy uwu soft girl attire.

Throughout the day, people kept staring at me. It was kinda funky but I payed no mind to it. It was then I realized, that they were staring at me bc I was drooling. The best type of drool, yknow? This indiated that J was tired and needed my nappy time.

So I went home, changed into some comfy straight white girl shit, and layed on the best.

As I layed down, I opened my mouth and the BIGGEST most JUICIEST YAWN came the hell out.

"Holy shit", I thougjt. "That was amaizng"

Then I layed down and wrnt to sleep

The end