“Ayanokouji-kun, do you have a moment?”She came.
Ike:Who?
She was here.
Haruka: Kiyopon why do you sound scared?
Ryueen:Kukuku that Monster scared?What a joke
Ayanokouji: Just watch the video.
It was terrifying. I’d been feigning sleep during class, pondering society’s true purpose while I pretended to nap, when the devil approached me.
Ichinose:Who are you calling a devil Ayanokouji-kun?
Ayanokouji:It's better if you just watch Ichinose.
Shostakovich’s Symphony No. 11 played in my head, music that captured the sense of people fleeing from pursuing demons and the desperation that comes at the end of the world. Right then, it was the perfect accompaniment.Even though my eyes were closed, I understood. I could feel the devil’s presence as she waited for her slave to awaken.
Ike: Really?A slave?
So, as a slave, how exactly could I get out of this situation?My computer-like brain instantly executed all the calculations to arrive at the answer I most needed.
Random: Computer-like brain?
A random defect said but he was just ignored.
Conclusion: I’d pretend not to hear her. I had dubbed this the “Sleeping Strategy.” If she were a kind girl, then she would say something like, “Aw, well, there’s nothing to be done. I’d feel bad to wake you, so I’ll forgive you. ★” “If you don’t get up, I’ll kiss you!” would also be okay.
Ichinose:I didn't expect this is the things that Ayanokouji-kun is thinking about.
Ryueen: Kukuku that guy really loves screwing around
Sakayanagi: Fufufu
“If you do not awaken within three seconds, I will bestow additional punishment upon you.”“What do you mean, ‘punishment’?” I asked.In an instant, I’d abandoned my “Sleeping Strategy” and yielded to her threats of force. Well, at least I offered some resistance by not meeting her gaze.
Defects: Horikita-san?
Sudo: Suzune?
Ryueen: Kukuku so Suzune is the devil?
Sudo: Suzune is not a devil!
Ryueen:Kukuku the dog is defending it's master.
Sudo:The hell did you say bastard!!
Horikita:Sit down Sudo-kun.
Sudo then sit down
Ryueen:Kukuku what a dog.
Horikita:Stop provoking us Ryueen-kun and also stop calling me by my first name.
Ryueen:Kukuku
“See, you are awake after all, aren’t you?” she said.“I know enough that I’m afraid to make you angry.”“Glad to hear it. Well then, may I have a little of your time?”“If I refuse?”“Well, even though you have no right to veto such a decision, I suppose I would be exceptionally displeased.”
Sakayanagi: Fufufu you should know your place Horikita-san.
Ryueen:Kukuku loli is right Suzune
Sudo:What did you say!
Horikita:Sit down Sudo-kun.
Sakayanagi/Ryueen: Fufufu/Kukuku
Horikita: I'm really naive back then.
Defects are confused because they're dumb
She continued with, “And when I am displeased, then I will prove a major obstacle to your school life, Ayanokouji-kun. For example, I might set a great number of thumbtacks on your chair. Or, when you go to the toilet, I might splash water on you from above. Or stab you with the needle of my mathematical compass. Those kinds of obstacles, I suppose.”
Ichinose: Isn't that plain bullying!?
Hirata:I think you shouldn't do that Horikita-san.
Hiratards:Yeah!Hirata-kun is right!
“That’s nothing but harassment, or rather, bullying! And besides, that last one sounds strangely familiar, because you’ve already stabbed me before!”I reluctantly sat up at my desk. A girl with beautiful, sharp eyes and long black hair that framed her face stared down at me. Her name was Horikita Suzune, a student of the Tokyo Metropolitan Advanced Nurturing High School, Class D, and my classmate.“Don’t worry. That was only a joke. I wouldn’t splash water on you from above.”
Hirata:Even so...
“What’s more pressing are the thumbtacks and the compass needle! Look at this! There are still marks from when you stabbed me the last time! Will you take responsibility if it scars me for life?” I rolled up my right sleeve and displayed my forearm to Horikita, so she could see the scars she’d left behind.
Ichinose:You should stop that Horikita-san.
Hirata: That's right Horikita-san.
Hiratards: Hirata-kun is right!
“Evidence?” she asked.“Huh?”“What about the evidence? Did you decide I’m the culprit without evidence?”She was right; there was no evidence. Even though Horikita was the only one in class close enough to stab me with a needle, I’d be hard-pressed to call that definitive proof…Well, I needed to confirm something first anyway.“So, I’m required to help you? I’ve thought on it again, and, after all, I—”“Ayanokouji-kun. Would you prefer to regret while you suffer or regret while you despair? Which would you like more? Because if you refuse me and force my hand, it will be your responsibility.”I was stuck with Horikita’s two completely absurd choices. It appeared she would not accept any delays. Though it was a mistake to make a deal with this devil, I gave up and obeyed.“All right, then. What am I supposed to do?” I asked, filled with trepidation. Her requests no longer surprised me. I certainly didn’t like how this situation had turned out, but… I thought back to when I’d met this girl two months ago, on the day of the entrance ceremony.
Ryueen:Kukuku you're cruel Suzune
Sakayanagi: Fufufu Dragon-boy is right Horikita-san~
Defects glared at them but couldn't refute because it is true
Ichinose: You should stop that Horikita-san we all need to get along right?
Sakayanagi: Fufufu naive Ichinose naive.
Ichinose:Eh?
Ryueen:Kukuku that's why you're just a small fry spouting Friendship and some bullshit.
Class B glared at Ryueen
Kanzaki:I would like you to say that after winning without using underhanded tactics Ryueen.
Ryueen:Kukuku that's why you and your class are weak.
Kanzaki:What did you say!?
Ryueen:Kukuku besides who said that you can't use underhanded tactics?
Kanzaki:Tch
SMDV13:Hai~Hai~Thats enough let's watch the next one.
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Published:03/02/22
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