Hey Donovan you got anything to drink? Yea in the fridge. Hey uh Josh could you pour me a glass of malk? We don't have any malk but I can get you some milk. That's what he just said. Yea just want some malk. Your not even saying it right. *chuckles* Well how do you say it? I say it the way everyone says it milk m.i.l.k. Like two percent. Yea like whole malk. Nonono say milkshake. Milkshake. Now say milk. Malk. Are you hearing this? Yea the man wants a glass of mulk. Mulk,are you serious? Give the mulk ,Josh. Donovan, inside voices please. Sorry dad my white friends. Josh pour me a of malk! Why are you yelling at me? Give him the freaking mulk! You're not even saying the same thing. We're all saying the same thing Josh! Mulk malk milk mulk ,*slow motion* maaaaaaaaaaalllllkkkk! Shut up just shut up*puts gun to head* put the gun down Josh* draws guns*. You're gonna shoot me if I shoot my self it doesn't make any sense!* all yelling*. Then we all pull the trigger. No why not? Cause it just sounds so I don't know dark. End of story. Hope you enjoyed the story bros. Look up the video on YouTube. Stay awesome Bros.
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My Funny Book
HumorOk here's a book about all the hilarious pictures I have on my phone. So enjoy the book and stay awsome Bros
