Another Sleepy bois Vigilante story bc procrastinating is our motto

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

A//N: heyyyy if ya didn't read the description (which is likely) this is  Sleepi bois vigilante au bc why not and by is little bit cracked I kinda mean like 'Tommyinnit's unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death by eneliii' which I recommend reading bc it is really good 👍
TW? Swearing obvi
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Tommyinnit POV:

"Jump in the Cadillac, girl let's put some miles on it, anything you want, just to put a smile on it, yo-"

"Tommy! Can you stop singing that god damn song?!" Tubbo yelled at me screaming through my earpiece making me almost fall of the roof.

"What?! It's not my fault Bruno Mars is a genius and writes the poggest songs in the world!" I replied back as I continued to hum the amazing song. Currently I was patrolling a small neighbor hood in the 'self acclaimed country of Manberg' which is absolute shit givin the country and its government is literally the worst.

Background knowledge, in the worst country that is Manberg, we have a shit political program and a shit everything. Except for the rich people and the heroes, who get everything they want. In this world, the classic Superheroes and Supervillain's exist. Fighting constantly and destroying buildings, done by both sides.

I happen to fall in the boring category of citizen, those who are suppose to stand by and do nothing. To watch heroes and villains fuck things up. However that is where moi~ comes in. There is a very small percentage of citizens who are sick of standing around so we call ourselves 'vigilantes'

To put a little context on vigilantes, pretty much unlike heroes who only fight villains and stop big crimes  and do nothing else, vigilantes stop small crimes and try to protect people. Of course the government and heroes hate us vigilantes but what more can you do. Now back to reality...

"Tommy?! Are you fucking listening?!" Tubbo yelled.

"What? O-oh yeah sorry tubs, I was in my train of thought."

Tubbo sighed and muttered "aren't you always?"

I rolled my eyes "anyways what is so urgent?"

"There is a small robbery at that jewelry store in 5th ave."

"Ok boss man!" I quickly ran across the roofs as I was getting closer and closer to the store finally after two or three minutes since I am very fast. I looked at the window in the roof to see the problem form a good angle.

"How many people are in there? I only see one" I asked.

"About 3. The other two are in the back."

"Copy that boss man" I quickly pulled out my weapon that made me so famous among the poor people. See unlike all of the other vigilantes, heroes, and villains, i don't have a power or anything like that. Instead I have the two poggest weapons. Not guns but..... yo yos.

I know what your think yo yos that's shit. Yeah but bc I am poor I use it to my advantage. I could swing from one tall building to another like Spider-Man. Or tie people up like Wonder Woman with her rope thing. I have two beautiful yo yos named Mellohi and Cat with little discs on them to distinguish them.

Carefully I opened the top window on the building and tied mellohi so it could lower me down. I quietly dropped down and looked around as the guard was just sitting in front of me with a bag more than likely filled with jewelry.

'One shit robber' I thought as I used Cat to knock him out and heard a small thud to indicate it worked. I heard a voice come from the back of the store.

"Bill, you good man?"

I mustered the lowest voice I could before I replied with a "yeah man, just, uhh, stubbed my toe."

I heard the voices footsteps getting closer and I began to prepare to fight. A very tall bulky man walked through the door and saw me.

I heard the man mutter a small "shit" before he pulled out his gun and aimed at me. "Listen your one of those vigilante freaks aren't ya. How about you just waltz you ass out of here and we can forget this ever happened."

"That's one shit deal" a voice that seemed oh so familiar said behind me. I slowly turned around to see the Sleepy Bois standing in the door way right behind me.

The Sleepy bois, a nickname given to them by themselves was a three man group that consisted of the top 1,3,7 heroes in the country. In the top 1st place is a man known as Philza, the pioneer of hero hood and was one of the main people to found the heroes association way back when. He was known as a "angel" he had black wings and was cool as shit.

Next is Technoblade in the top 3rd place. He was one of the most powerful heroes of them all. The only reason why he isn't 2nd is because he doesn't have that much of social figure unlike the other heroes. His power is beyond the scariest, he can make you hear voices that will try to convince you to do stuff you don't wanna do, thought it seems like a villain power, he uses it as a good thing against villains.

Last but not least Wilbur or Apparition which may seem like a dumbass name but it is exactly that. While he is in 7th place he is pretty powerful. His power is similar to both invisibility and a ghost ability. He can go invisible and walk though any surface. His power is more defensive than offensive but who cares it is cool as shit.

I snapped out of my thoughts and looked dead at them. I could tell I was more than likely going to have to fight them, which would suck but using my big brain and clever head I decided put the matter in my own hands.

"Hello Sleepy bois. Hate to ruin the moment but I think I got it covered I am sure you have more important things to do than to stop a small robbery."

"You don't have it covered." One of the robbers who was still pointing his gun at me said.

"Yeah I do. The great Oscillate has it covered" o said as confident as I could muster but that confidence was knocked over like a building when I heard Apparition snort.

"What so funny?" I said my confidence seeping away.

"That name is what's funny. Oscillate you sound like a optometrist and a shit one at that." Apparition laughed as he clutched his sides laughing.

"Hey Im working on a name ok bitch! Beside you can say anything 'Apparition' sound like something from Phantom of the Opera." I snapped back.

This time instead of Apparition laughed Philza and Technoblade were trying not to laugh. Apparition was beet red under his mask.

"Oh shut up! My name makes sense, you name is just shit!"

"Really?! Well at least I can come up with my own name!"

"I came up with mine... I just needed a bit of help." Apparition admitted looking a bit embarrassed.

I started laughing and by laughing I mean I was laughing my head off clutching my sides.

I could hear all of the other except for Apparition stifling a laugh.

"Ugh listen we just got called to stop a robbery so if you could just get out of the way and let us do our job." That snapped me out of laughing. I looked up and said.

"Sorry guys but I got this covered. Besides I already got one of them down-"

And that was when I heard it. Police sirens. And I saw the red and blue lights to confirm it. Guess I won't be beating anyone's ass.

"U-uh look I've had fun but that is my cue to leave so see you all hopefully never" I threw a peace sign before using mellohi to lift me to the glass that I entered from.

I heard a shout that said wait before I took off I started running as far as I can from the sirens. I looked at my hand and smiled at the bag of jewelry that I may or may not sell on the black market. I maybe a vigilante but that doesn't mean I am a saint. I smirked one more time before I ran to my apartment.

A//N I came up with that arguement between Tommy and Wilbur bc Idk what Tommy's vigilante name is so please leave suggestions:))))) also this is kinda my other idea for the other vigilante au so like this is two different stories also should I continue this or nah?