Thank Goodness
'''''Citizens of Oz'''''
Ev'ry day, more wicked
Ev'ry day, the terror grows
All of Oz is ever on alert
That's the way with Wicked
Spreading fear where e'er she goes
Seeking out new victims she can hurt
'''''A Hysterical Woman'''''
Like some terrible green blizzard
Throughout the land she flies
'''''An Outraged Man'''''
Defaming our poor Wizard
With her calumnies and lies
'''''All'''''
She lies
Save us from the Wicked
Shield us so we won't be hexed
Give us warning:
Where will she strike next?
Where will she strike next?
Where will she strike next?
'''''Glinda'''''
''Fellow Ozians, as terrifying as terror is,
Let us put aside our panic for this one day and celebrate!''
Oh, what a celebration we'll have today (Thank goodness!)
Let's have a celebration the Glinda way! (Thank goodness!)
'''''Morrible'''''
Fin'lly a day that's totally Wicked-Witch free
We couldn't be happier, thank goodness
'''''Glinda'''''
Yes, we couldn't be happier
Right, dear?
Couldn't be happier
Right here
Look what we've got
A fairy-tale plot
Our very own happy ending
Where we couldn't be happier
True, dear?
Couldn't be happier
And we're happy to share our ending
Vicariously with all of you
He couldn't look handsomer
I couldn't feel humbler
We couldn't be happier
Because happy is what happens
When all your dreams come true!
'''''Morrible'''''
''And Glinda dear, we're happy for you!
As Press Secretary,
I have striven to ensure that all of Oz
Knows the story of your braverism:''
The day you were first summoned
To an audience with Oz
And although he would not tell you why initially
When you bowed before his throne
