y/n was for taking a peaceful stroll through the woods. she wasn't supposed to be there, she was supposed to be at work.....what a rebel.
as she neared the entrance to the woods, this ugly pack of vegetables came out of nowhere and started telling her to get the fuck off their land and as y/n is a baddie, she was like, "uh, no....this is a forest...anyone can go in here bozo." she flicked her hair seductively and put her hand on her hip and opened the gate...UNTIL A GIANT DISGUSTING FUCKING FLOWER POPPED UP WND WAS LIKE "ARRGHGGSHS YOU SHALL NOT PASS YOU FAT HOE" and then he died. because the lean lovers were standing right behind him with a shotgun and they were all like XDDDD except blitz he was just like.....😨
anyways enough about the lean lovers. so ma'am y/n made a disgusted face and walked by TLL and made her way deeper into the forest. as she turned around she saw the most attractive, sexy, little blue blob with a fat juicy ass just sitting there and she was like 😻😻😻😻😻 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
she made her way over to the gloop and waved her hand in a sexy manner and was like "hey goopy...." she swayed her hips back and forth in attempt to seduce the blob.
the gloop turned around only to reveal he had realistic human eyes and lips and then he grabbed y/n and kissed her and then ate her the end
(secret ending) then the lean lovers shot goopy
the REAL end
