I woke up yesterday morning to the sound of a horrifying scream from my backyard. I jumped out of bed in my pajamas, took my hat off the hook, and ran outside to the back of my house. There, I realized that it was just my wife trying to pull up some weeds from the garden. Fanny will make me some stuffing for my pipe later because we gnomes don't believe in letting anything go to waste, unlike those disgusting humans.
I decided to go and help with the weeds since I had nothing to do that day. I had done everything the day before. After we had finished with the weeds, I had helped her with the garden so that I could eat well that day. The time passed as we flirted and played as we checked the fruits and vegetables of our garden having a gay time. And after that we ate great salads of lettuce, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, and some watermelon after.
I went outside to tend to the deer who help us gnomes with gardening and with telling us when to hide or move away, further into the woods from the humans. Here lately they have told us of three teenage humans that are getting suspicious of our revenge on the local humans for kidnapping our kind and putting us to slavery in their gardens! The thought of that! They put each other to slavery, animals to slavery, and even us gnomes to slavery as well!
As I thought of this I saw a little bit of shaking from a bush up on the great hill in front of our village. At first, I had thought it was but a rabbit or hedgehog or some other forest lingering friend, but one of the deer jumped over and ran to me, warning me that it was no friendly forest friend, but the three teenage humans scouting about. At this, I slowly walked back inside to tell Fanny to hide beneath the house in our tunnels. I then used the said tunnels to warn the others of what the deer had told me.
Today, the deer had told us that they are coming back, with tools, cages, and weird glowing pieces of wood. This time, though, we are ready, hiding in the bushes, shrubs, and trees with our pitchforks, rakes, and slingshots. Ready for whatever these three are going to do.
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An Unmistakable Adventure
AdventureThis was actually a story that I had released somewhere around 2014-2015, but WattPad had unpublished it. I may come back to it, though I doubt it. Either way its back for whomever wants to see it. John, a seemingly normal kid, and his two best fri...
