The cow that saved the world

The farm and The COW!

There was once a farm. It was called "The Not At All Suspisious Farm. Don't Stop Here"

As you can probably tell, everyone wanted to stop at the farm. I mean, it's called a not Suspisious farm! There's obviously something strange there!

Now, back to the story. So, the farmer there, had COWS! Amazing! But, anyway, this cow,Daniel, it was normal. It ate grass, gave milk, mooed, and did other boring stuff that cows do. This cow wasnt the superhero cow you all expected. IT WANTED TO BE NORMAL! He didn't want to be diffrent from the other cows.

Sadly, he wasn't.

He was diffrent because...................... He had the brains of a HUMAN! AWESOME!

Okay, back to the farmer dude.

He was evil

And wanted to destroy the world.

But, he wasn't the smartest, because he wanted to be famous for it.

If he destroyed the world, no one would be alive to make him famous.

Unless there are aliens.

Which there aren't.

Or maybe there are aliens!

Maybe they're hiding!

Maybe...........

I dunno.

Let's just go back to the story or else this is never gonna end.

So, the farmer dude invented a CRAZY plan! He would harvest vegetables! But he changed them so they would ripen into a strange, unnamed chemical that could do anything depending on what you added to it! For this, he needed DIAMONDS! And LOTS! TONS AND TONS OF THE SHINY ROCKS! PILES SO HIGH THEY TOUCH THE- im going off track again.......