Wattpadheim

A flawed plan

"Do you want our help for the next wave?" Noreason4u asks.

Don't ask how I came across Noreason4u. It is very dark and morbid in how we crossed paths in the realm. By far he is worse than The Joker and The Riddler put together into one man. Noreason4u is a man in fact; a forty three year old man with a terrible hair cut. His avatar is a young boy called 'Ang' with a blue arrow on his forehead.

"No," I said. "Leave it to me."

A couple of my fangirls jump up and down excitedly squealing madly.

"Leave it to Beaver!" Lokisgal sang.

We stare at Lokisgal.

"It is a catchy phrase," Lokisgal said. "Very catchy."

"What does Frostiron mean?" I ask.

"The shipping of Tony Stark and you as a couple," DiscReason280 said."I ship it."

Fortunately I am aware of the term 'shipping' when it comes to Fan Fiction. The meaning behind 'FrostIron' left behind a eternally disturbing image planted in my mind. It will take time to forget the image but time is what I can spend to my leisure.

"I am not going to make new thread houses for my next attempt," I said. "I will advertise in the recently made thread houses by others."

It is tempting to use an army again who will be willing to do anything for their leaders and most trusted figure. All of them willing to put their lives on the line for my orders is note worthy. If they kept it up then they will suffer the consequences for 'rule breaking'.

"As in the ones that slip under the Moderator's nose?" Lokisgal asks.

"Not just those," I said. "I will do this for two days and when they come around I will be in my create space merely telling a story. They won't see me doing the act in the first place!"

The group of girls nodded.

"Good luck," DiscReason280 said. "You will need your arm's luck."

"Here!" Noreason4u hands me a rabbits foot. "For luck!"

I take the rabbits foot and make a mental note to toss it into the nearest trash can.

"If you need any help just call!" DiscReason280 said.

"Can please stay?" IlikeLoki begs. "Until our beta State Flying comes around!"

"Beta state flying?" I said, confused.

"We're in the beta program." Lokisgal said.

DiscReason280 shook their head.

"It's terrible so far," DiscReason280 said.

DiscReason280 turns away then walks into a foggy scenery . A bright blue text appeared in place reading 'Mystery/Thriller entrance way' hovering in the thick gray smoke.The fog disappears leaving a row of creepy bent down trees all of which dead and parts of abandoned human skeletons laid around the dark setting. Goosebumps went up my skin. The atmosphere feels different not bright and lightly content.

"Horror!" Lokisgal cries. "My stop!"

Lokisgal jumps into the setting.

I left what remained of the group being only a couple silent girls with avatars being what is very odd. Tony Stark had tried to explain what the figure 'Slenderman' is when there was a strangely dark and tall figure each night breaking into the tower without a face and had octopus like tentacles. Each night this figure stole valuable items.The Avengers all came to the assumption it was not of Midgard so Thor came to me about handling the unusual figure.

Over all that is only my experience with a figure similar to Slenderman.

I departed from the unusual themed Wattpadians.

I found myself on the sidewalk in The Cafe State.

"Yo!" I heard a very familiar voice.

I turn around to see RandomGirl27. Except she had changed her avatar to Taylor Swift in a gray dress with earrings and hair put into a bun.

"Uh, hi?" I said.

RandomGirl27 narrows her eyes towards me and her arms folded.

"You used my thread house to get yourself an army," RandomGirl27 said

"Why yes I did," I said. "You have a problem with that?"

RandomGirl27 frowns.

"I do," RandomGirl27 said. "You used MY thread house to gather an army! Just mine!"

"I don't choose favorites over thread houses." I said.

"You used mine." RandomGirl27 said. "That is unfair. You could have used TWO other fan clubs so I wouldn't get a strike for not telling a Moderator before hand about your arrival and makes it seem that I HAD A PART in it all!"

"Why you didn't take a part in my goal," I said. "I don't see how you received a 'strike' for it."

RandomGirl27's face turns into anger.

"I was writing a Bucky Barns fanfic," RandomGirl27 said. "I only let the fangirls in. I didn't stick around for the rest."

"That means you willingly helped." I said.

"You never told me," RandomGirl27 said. "When you get W'ed then you will have a problem on your hands."

"What does W'ed mean?" I ask.

"All of your efforts to hit Wattpadheim fame is not the right way." RandomGirl27 continues, ignoring my question. "It is not right. If you want to be a billion read-in-air then you have to be friendly and social."

"You're quoting the Action State Guidelines." I said.

"No," RandomGirl27 said. "I am encouraging you to follow the State Guidelines."

I laugh at RandomGirl27.

"In a million years," I said.

"All right," RandomGirl27 said, with a shrug. "I am muting you now. Have a taste of your own medicine if you want to chat with me."

I tried to speak but could not. RandomGirl27 walks around me, humming one of Taylor Swifts songs, with her arms unfolded. I didn't know what she meant by muting but it seemed a mystery. I go over to a nearby trash can. I come to a stop beside the trash can then take out the rabbits foot out of my pocket and drop it in.