Frazel : Fred Zamora (M)

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Ah yes. Hazel Levesque, my soulmate and the love of my life.

She's hot, sweet, and smart.

Those golden eyes and cinnamon coloured hair.

She also rejects every other boy. Probably for me.
I mean, I'm pretty irresistible.

With the softest brown hair and green eyes, I'm easily the most handsome boy at school. I have many girlfriends, but c'mon, if they don't know about each other, theres no harm, is there?

Besides, Aphrodite probably personally came down to earth to bless me!

So the Greek and Roman gods revealed themselves, but I could care less.

Also, Hazel always doodles FZ x HL in class. FZ are my initials! She's obviously daydreaming about me. How cute!

I decided I was going to make a move today.

I walked up to her and flexed my muscles. "Hey babe, you, me, 8 pm on my bed tonight." I flashed her a flirty smile and was about to leave when she answered sharply, "No. I have a boyfriend that I would never leave for you, you jerk."

Then she slammed her locked door shut and stormed off.

Why didn't it work?

Oh well.

I'm going to try again.

After second period, I walked up to Hazel and said, "Hey beautiful, want to go on a movie date?"

She just flat out ignored me.

How dare she!

My parents are rich, I was handsome and athletic. Although my grades are terrible, I make up for everything else!

After school, a bunch of cool sweet sports cars drove into the parking lot.

A murmur broke out among the wave of students.

From the cars emerged a raven haired boy, a blond girl, a Cherokee girl, a blond male, a Latino elf and finally a bulky Chinese guy.

Behind me, someone squealed.

I spun around to see Hazel pushing her way through the crowd.

The raven haired boy's eyes lit up.

He walked over and asked Hazel, arms crossed, smirking. "How's that for a surprise for your last day here, Miss Metal Detector?" He asked.

Hazel hugged him. "You're the best, Kelp Head!"

'Kelp Head' patted her head, and replied, "Go to your Chinese Baby Canadian Man. He missed you a hell lot and he's probably jealous of me right now."

"Excuse me?" I snarled. Shoving them apart. "I'm her boyfriend, who are you strangers?"

The chinese guy looked angry. The blonds held him back.

Hazel walked up to me and punch me hard in the chest. Geez, that girl can punch!

"Ow! What was that for babe?!"

"I am NOT your girlfriend! I am Frank's girlfriend!"

"But you keep writing FZ x HL on your notes!"

"His full name is Frank Zhang!"

Oh.

Frank broke free of the blonds and punched me hard in the stomach. I doubled over, groaning in pain.

"Next time, when she says she's taken, listen."

"But Hazel, I've been blessed by Aphrodite herself!"

The Cherokee girl scoffed.

"You most definitely weren't blessed by my mom."

The raven haired boy sighed and took a step forward.

"Let's introduce ourselves shall we? We're not going to say our titles because that would take way too long, but we're the Prophetic Seven."

"I'm Percy Jackson, Son of Poseidon."

The blond female stepped forward, "Annabeth Chase, Daughter of Athena, Percy's boyfriend."

The Cherokee girl stepped forward, "Piper McLean, Daughter of Aphrodite, and no you're not getting my father's autograph."

Awwws broke out across the students.

The blonde guy stepped forward, "Jason Grace, Son of Jupiter, Piper's boyfriend."

The elf stepped up, "LEO MCSHIZZLE VALDEZ! BAD BOY SUPREME! SON OF HEPHEASTUS PEOPLE!"

Annabeth and Piper smacked him upside the head.

"Frank Zhang, Son of Mars, legacy of Poseidon."

"Hazel Levesque, Daughter of Pluto, Frank's girlfriend."

With that, the teens drove off.

The next day, all my girlfriends were angry at me for not telling them I had multiple girlfriends and that I was trying to ask out Hazel even whilst I was dating them.

Long story short, I got dumped and I became the loser of this school.

I hope they rot in hell. (Percy and Annabeth: Been there, done that, 0 stars for their Yelp review)

I hate Frazel.

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